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# Oh dear.
B3ta doesn't need this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you sure
I quite enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Please ignore me, I'm fairly drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i enjoy many things
such as licking salad cream off the back of my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i has nothing
just playing itunes tennis with flatmate
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# fuck the tennis
just play with the flatmates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'm currently in a house with only my mother,
what do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# sellotape things to her
when you walk past her. see how many things you can attach before she asks you what the fuck you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# She's still fairly sharp, I don't think I'd get far.
Sill, I'll try tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# it's a good substitute
for cat buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'll feed her spirits until she falls asleep, then pile on objects.
I only have till about 3, and I intend to sleep most of that time, but I'll do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# you're going to get your mum drunk?
what exactly are you planning to balance on her, pervy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I can't tell you that.
You might tell the police.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hmmm
*takes notes*
*informs relevant authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I didn't burn her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# too soggy, eh?
that'll be all the alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# OK, that's it, you're next.
*plies with brandy and cigars*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# *drunkens*
*smokes*
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Hurray!
*drags off to lair*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# nice lair!
it's amazing what you can do with some flock wallpaper and a few scatter cushions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I chose the shade of beige myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# suave bugger!
sod it, i'm off to bed, my tummy is squirly from 5 pints of strongbow. nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Do you really want the answer to that question?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I reserve the right to ignore/scorn you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I wont say anything then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm eternally trying to decide between salad cream and mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# salad cream is wonderful, truly the pus of the gods
although mayo makes the utterly delicious chicken mayo on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# They're both so awesome I struggle to choose between them.
I think if I was pushed, I'd choose mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# have both
that's the best way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Wise words indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)