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newsy newsy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Are you my distant niece, riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# No
I was created in a lab.

Sadly that was short for labrador
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Blond or black?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# people in related to other people shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I prefer the Doug Adams school of thought
There are only four real people in the world, which is why you always bump into people you know on holiday.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'm related to Oskar Schindler, apparently. (Must be fucking distantly, there's no Schindlers in the family that I know of)
My nan knows of several others but I'm fucked if I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I have royalty in my blud
doncha know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Apparently so do I
but it's only Romany royalty so it doesn't count. Also, apparently gypsies are well known for all being Gypsy kings and queens, according to themselves, so who knows?

KING GHOSTIE! Lord of the bacon butty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# exponential function FTW
if you go back in time, we would all share the same group of ancestors at about 700 years ago (given a set of unlikely assumptions)

SCIENCE!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# If you go back far enough you are related to more people than there actually are!
This is proof that the matrix exists, or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i also cannot find my damn spoon!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Ooo if we're being a bit political, may I post this here...
google.com and google.cn results for 'olympic flame lighting ceremony'



Apols for piss poor optimisation, but you should get the general idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah. Says a lot readyy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)