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# yup
but I took my Goatse identification ring off for this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A wise choice, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I find it interesting I can do all those kinda things wiv me paws aswell,
yet most other folks I know can't.

Dad!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# all your friends
have spazz hands :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I knew someone who had spaz hands
I didn't like her much so it was great fun watching her try to pick up a pint glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Polio?
That's what caused my ex boss' spazzhands.

I may or may not have called her the Claw, but in my defence she was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think she had arthritis/rheumatism or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# My arthritis was very bad yesterday
I had to soak my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# My thumb is aching a bit today
/feeble attempt to sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *rubs*
I'd have been fine had I not had to collate 300 letters. Because our collations department wouldn't do it, apparently they don't do that sort of thing.

Guess who's getting a dictionary for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Erm...Wasp Box?
www3.barnesy.org/board/8220088
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Waspy's getting sex.
Whether he likes it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# none of the people you know
can move their fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Prolly more to do with most of my friends
aren't geeky enough to have tried doing the Vulcan salute thing before...

Also, I'm the only person I've ever met who can twiddle his thumbs in opposing directions.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# don't they keep bumping into each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You have to hold them quite far apart,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# how is that difficult?!
I repeat, all your friends clearly have spazz hands :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I concur.
Although I prefer to think that my hands are just talented.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)