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# *death grips*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D Is this a toasty paw I see before me?
Woo, as per woosual!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# yup
but I took my Goatse identification ring off for this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A wise choice, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I find it interesting I can do all those kinda things wiv me paws aswell,
yet most other folks I know can't.

Dad!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# all your friends
have spazz hands :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I knew someone who had spaz hands
I didn't like her much so it was great fun watching her try to pick up a pint glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Polio?
That's what caused my ex boss' spazzhands.

I may or may not have called her the Claw, but in my defence she was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think she had arthritis/rheumatism or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# My arthritis was very bad yesterday
I had to soak my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# My thumb is aching a bit today
/feeble attempt to sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *rubs*
I'd have been fine had I not had to collate 300 letters. Because our collations department wouldn't do it, apparently they don't do that sort of thing.

Guess who's getting a dictionary for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Erm...Wasp Box?
www3.barnesy.org/board/8220088
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Waspy's getting sex.
Whether he likes it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# none of the people you know
can move their fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Prolly more to do with most of my friends
aren't geeky enough to have tried doing the Vulcan salute thing before...

Also, I'm the only person I've ever met who can twiddle his thumbs in opposing directions.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# don't they keep bumping into each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You have to hold them quite far apart,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# how is that difficult?!
I repeat, all your friends clearly have spazz hands :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I concur.
Although I prefer to think that my hands are just talented.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
also: pink nail polish?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# no, just rush job erasing around 20 odd frames of hand photos
from a pinkish red background
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Nah, that's a male hand, look at the palm and the wrist.
edit: beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# are you implying males can't wear nail polish?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# No
although now you come to mention it, I wish they wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You surprise me
I would have assumed that you would like blokes wearing nail polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Nah, I like my men men and my women women.
The only man in makeup I find attractive is Jack Sparrow, and that's not because of the eyeliner. It's more despite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# You appear to be calling me a man woman.
Or a woman man. Please stop it.

I'm confused enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely!
I thought about doin this, but couldn't be arsed with all the boring work it wudda involved, it wouldn't have worked as well as this tho!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you were right, it was a lot of tedious work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha
is he trying to win a dusty bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i always wanted the bin as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# George W Bush
is scouring Afghanistan for one . . . oh no that's Osama Bin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yeah but not the little porceline* shite
the proper full-sized remote control one.

*how the fuck do you spell porcelein?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# P.O.T.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oh yes, the moving one, he was ace
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# porcelain

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Thank you Dave
didn't look right when I typed that and then my brain froze.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Haha Ted Rogers!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# does he? the dirty old goat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# not since he died
C];0) Woo! to your pic

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *grips death*


*tweaks nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# dance mrs palm
dance!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahah!
Have this quick and dirty text on a penguin:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
That penguin's chocolatey centre did not taste as I had previously expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# YOU ATE HIM!?
He was going to a fancy dress party!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Heh.
Nice as usual sir.
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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# spockin awsom
well done toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fantastic
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)