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# oo you wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# no it's just an oddity.
I can drink 15 pints of Stella and the worst that might happen is I'll tell you I love you but get me on the Gooness and I'll be wanting to fight anyone who breathes the wrong way. Give me whiskey as well and I'd make the national news.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# vodka i can drink like water, bad times
jack danny, i'm an animal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# you and cocktails..christ
you get well loud and decide rasberry martinis should be banned..haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I love my whisky
and can easily do a bottle and be happy. I just can't do it around other people because the slightest thing will set me off. B3ta has seen me on whisky, I'm just looking for a fight, but if I'm alone I'm cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ^this too
/scotch
Port is another one that sets me off for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# whiskey just seems to make me go into a mush of emo OMG I'M SO CRAP-NESS
but i love whiskey..so it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# sorry mate
i didn't mean to spill nowt :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# BAH!
you can spill as much as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# stella is so vile.
i can down guinness pretty quickly tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
#
Buckfast does that to me. A bottle of that before I go out and by the end of the night everybody is a fucking cunt and I'll fucking sort it fucking out and what are you fucking looking at, it's none of your fucking business. Aye, that's right, fuck off up the road. Large doner with cheese, no salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# with cheese?
never had that, sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# no drink makes me angry
unless it's thrown in my face. everyone knows when i'm drunk because i sing the armor hot dog song, very loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# women, we can handle our drink much better.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yeah! take that, men!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# YES!
i managed to drink 4 bottles of red wine once in about 2 hours.

now thats hardcore.

altho i did puke everywhere, piss the bed and prior to that make a total arse of myself for some photos.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha!
me and my mate drank 2 bottles of red wine. we both threw up, she dyed the white tassels on her hall rug with wine puke!
i just pissed the bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# psh, when we piss ourselfs, we do it with style
and blokes can go piss up a wall/lamppost...by the time us ladies are that shitfaced..well it's either crouching in the curb or pising the bed. the latter is far classier.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I think the thing with me is
that I was indoctrinated to be a psychotic nutcase with no morals or compunction by the army.
The trouble is they offer you no way of dealing with that when on the outside. too much of a cocktail seems to regress me to that state. It's why I avoid bashes when I know there are people there who have been arsey with me. The seed is already there to kick off and a few drinks could easily do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha. i avoid bashes becaue i know i'll either call some a cunt or worse
make anarse of myself or bump into someone who heard something awful about me or someone will say something to me and then i'll call them a cunt and probably punch them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# sort of this, but no army
just other shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
Nah, not like that for me. I'm more inclined to try and sort everything out. I've woke up with my arm covered in blood, which turned out to be me breaking up a fight between two complete strangers outside Hamilton Palace.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Oh actually I am 99% the policeman
and only 1% the instigator. I'll stick my nose in any row in a bid to sort it out. Had a few to many fights that way too. I truly hate battling and if I can spill my silky bullshit to calm things down ( even if that means a couple of veiled threats ) I will do. Like I said, it's all about the booze and my state of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ahhh, come on, nowt like getting a good dig
it is just nowdays it has turned to rough
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)