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(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Teh fear!!
This is before they got teh upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# haha, woo
agggggrrrrrg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I just seen pasanonics replt to me down there and it made me think of this....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# i still don't get the maori glasses
but i do love my guinness, only alot tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# We must get watered down guinness over here.
I love it but it doesn't taste right unless its tapped right from the keg, with a baby.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Ah the good old food drink.
Shame i can't drink more than 4 pints without getting off my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# oo you wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# no it's just an oddity.
I can drink 15 pints of Stella and the worst that might happen is I'll tell you I love you but get me on the Gooness and I'll be wanting to fight anyone who breathes the wrong way. Give me whiskey as well and I'd make the national news.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# vodka i can drink like water, bad times
jack danny, i'm an animal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# you and cocktails..christ
you get well loud and decide rasberry martinis should be banned..haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I love my whisky
and can easily do a bottle and be happy. I just can't do it around other people because the slightest thing will set me off. B3ta has seen me on whisky, I'm just looking for a fight, but if I'm alone I'm cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ^this too
/scotch
Port is another one that sets me off for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# whiskey just seems to make me go into a mush of emo OMG I'M SO CRAP-NESS
but i love whiskey..so it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# sorry mate
i didn't mean to spill nowt :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# BAH!
you can spill as much as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# stella is so vile.
i can down guinness pretty quickly tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
#
Buckfast does that to me. A bottle of that before I go out and by the end of the night everybody is a fucking cunt and I'll fucking sort it fucking out and what are you fucking looking at, it's none of your fucking business. Aye, that's right, fuck off up the road. Large doner with cheese, no salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# with cheese?
never had that, sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# no drink makes me angry
unless it's thrown in my face. everyone knows when i'm drunk because i sing the armor hot dog song, very loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# women, we can handle our drink much better.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yeah! take that, men!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# YES!
i managed to drink 4 bottles of red wine once in about 2 hours.

now thats hardcore.

altho i did puke everywhere, piss the bed and prior to that make a total arse of myself for some photos.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha!
me and my mate drank 2 bottles of red wine. we both threw up, she dyed the white tassels on her hall rug with wine puke!
i just pissed the bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8227514
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# psh, when we piss ourselfs, we do it with style
and blokes can go piss up a wall/lamppost...by the time us ladies are that shitfaced..well it's either crouching in the curb or pising the bed. the latter is far classier.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I think the thing with me is
that I was indoctrinated to be a psychotic nutcase with no morals or compunction by the army.
The trouble is they offer you no way of dealing with that when on the outside. too much of a cocktail seems to regress me to that state. It's why I avoid bashes when I know there are people there who have been arsey with me. The seed is already there to kick off and a few drinks could easily do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha. i avoid bashes becaue i know i'll either call some a cunt or worse
make anarse of myself or bump into someone who heard something awful about me or someone will say something to me and then i'll call them a cunt and probably punch them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# sort of this, but no army
just other shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
Nah, not like that for me. I'm more inclined to try and sort everything out. I've woke up with my arm covered in blood, which turned out to be me breaking up a fight between two complete strangers outside Hamilton Palace.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Oh actually I am 99% the policeman
and only 1% the instigator. I'll stick my nose in any row in a bid to sort it out. Had a few to many fights that way too. I truly hate battling and if I can spill my silky bullshit to calm things down ( even if that means a couple of veiled threats ) I will do. Like I said, it's all about the booze and my state of mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ahhh, come on, nowt like getting a good dig
it is just nowdays it has turned to rough
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i can drink guinness all dya long
it is when i mix it, nipples had me crying on his floor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
i like thr strip clubsotry, where he wrote his address on your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# he did that before i went out for everybodies saftey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# we didnt want to lose our mongy:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# bless him. he cares about you young man.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm like that
with most of my drinks. Just keep it the same and I can go til I collapse ( which has been days ) but if I fuck about with my intake I can go psychotic. And I don't say that lightly. I battered my best mate over an argument about Ducati versus Honda superbikes because I'd had about 8 large whiskies on top of my normal diet. The worst thing is I know, somewhere in the back of my mind that it is happening yet seem unable to do anything about it.
I drink a lot, but I keep to my one brew for the night now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it must be a bloke thing
i can mix anything and worse i do is start singing normally either dancing queen or jolene...or worse i start flashing..thats when i'm really shitfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I mix it up like a mother fucker
must have ADD, because I get bored with the same drink after 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# WHERES LIZZY!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# where is lizzy, bless her, i hope she is cool, i texted her a few tines :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# she has moved about 50k's away now
busy being a mother of triplets and wife.
She still likes to call at 4 in the morning after a big noght though:)
bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Really?
I find I can drink it all day without even getting pissed. Add 3/4 bottle of Jamesons and a couple of disco biccies on top of the 12, then were talkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# disco biscuits make all the difference.
I find myself drinking anything and everything on a good night when I've dropped 4. I'll pass out from exhaustion before I want to stop drinking and I'm as fluffy as a kitten all night. ( and day etcetera)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# but...
thatsort of thing makes you uch an arsehole to anyonewhos not on them.

and i don't mean you personally...but god, people who are high on pills or coke are just painfull.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Quite true
but then if I'm on pills then it's in London, there will be ayt least 10 of us ( all 3 sexes ) and we will all be on them. It's all very dancey and kissy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# uuuurrggg
exactly why i hate people on pills. all that huggy kissy stuff. ick.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# If you cant beat 'em
join 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# oh no.
prozac/various anti-depresants have made me veeery psychotic and ill in the past, so i doubt anything liek e would od me much good.
i can't take drugs, not unless i want to be a mental wreck.
i'm sure it's a good thing tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# you havent seen me off my face.
New years eve bash we had here turned into a hug fest.
Had my and my mates wife licking my nipples, the (usually conservative) girls doing tittie shots, dancing smiles and much much more.
It was brilliant.
Our neighbour come over to wish us all a happy new year. We just laughed at him:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# a diet that guarantees
drunkenness and black shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# AARGH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)