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# mmmmmmmmmm lemon curd
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *grabs jar of lemon curd and upends down trousers*
Here girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *hyperventilates*
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That was NOT the desired effect.
*stands with pants full of lemon curd*




Oh damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *comes to*
why am i drippings with goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# \o/ I love you for quoting that.
*leans out of painting*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# COMMAND ME, LORD!
*grovels and fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this^
Im hungry now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# god I had some horrific lemon curd from sainburys
man, it was like runny unset jelly

it was most disconcerting to battle with this quasi viscous fructal lubricant in my vain attempt to smear my toats with it

I can tell you :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# toast and curd
thats crazy talk!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# what?!!
what?!

OH MY GOD!

what?

there's nothing more traditional than a breakfast of lemon curds on toats!

and some bacons and eggs and shit

and tea to wash it down with

by crikey! with this attitude we'll lose the empire!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Stop naming foods
Its making me hungy
All I has is toats and hobnobs and pasta and rice and milk and one breast of chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ok, I wont cake talk about bacon food any more
lamb with minty gravy and boiled potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks lamb doesn't go that well with mint?
Mint sauce wastes a nice piece of lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I love it with mint
but I also love it with garlic, and on it's own, and with rosemary and a bit of sage, and with bsil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Garlic, yes, rosemary, very much yes.
Mint? No.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# NOPE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# personally I quite like mint sauce with a sunday dinner
irrespective of meat choice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I've always been a gravy man.
Nice thick gravy that sticks to things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Like thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Wow, you're a messy eater.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I really am, I'm totally inept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yeah
thick onion gravy with little bits of fat and meat in

yum:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh yeah.
With all the brown sticky bits from the roasting pan.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hmm, dripping enhanced gravy
feel those arteries hardening :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# When I move to Sheffield I should be living near a park, hopefully.
I might take up running so I can excuse eating yet more butter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# heh, yes
exercise

it's necessary if you like nice food too much :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I'm not too bad, I can cook healthy food that I enjoy too.
But most meals are improved by that extra knob of butter...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Theres enough hills
and if you walk everywhere
you should be fine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I do, but I plan to find somewhere within 5-10 minutes walk of where I work.
I might wander into the centre occasionally, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I like meat with meat and more meat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# cunt!
and you sig has food names in it aswell!!!
AAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yes freshly roasted potatoes
it does

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I think ill make some toats will stop the rumbles and grumbles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# with lots of butter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# make a cheap white sauce
with milk, salt, pepper and cornflour. put the chicken in it, chopped, of course. serve with the rice and bingo! chicken supreme with rice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I HAD CHICKEN FRIED RICE TONIGHT
THAT WAS TASTEY BUT AS I ONLY HAVE ABOUT A TENNER LEFT TIL THE LOAN ARRIVES IM TRYING TO EAT LIKE A GYPO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You can afford an onion.
Trust me, it will make everythnig much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'll go to the supermarket
when I can be arsed
Think ill have chicken with rice again tomorro
then shop
Probs get some mushrooms and make a creamy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# get:
2 onions
mushrooms
peppers
eggs
value bacon
some tins of tuna

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I cant stand fish
8p noodles and some beans will also be on the menu me thinks

but yeah that sounds about right for my usual style of shopping
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# You could always make a fuck load of bolognaise.
Some of that dirt cheap mince (you might want to skim off the fat once it's all finished), onions, carrots, celery if it's not too expensive, tins of basics tomatoes, cooking bacon. Works out pretty cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# been there done that
3rd year of uni

I knows all the ways of cheaps dinners
tinned toms make any meal go further
Always drain the fat off the mince forsure
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# That was one of my staples.
Now I have a job I can add red wine, and parmesan, and real meat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :O REAL MEAT!!!
Havnt had that in a while

Gonna be a nice surprise when the loan comes - think a few steak dinners are needed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Ah, yes.
I had quite a few sirloins when I started getting paid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i've lived in a bedsit
i know the ways of poverty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Im a student
I am poverty

All money goes on beers!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Apparently it's really crap that I
gleefully shout TOATS when making it instead of TOAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# well, I call it toats semi conciously now
:)

it's not crap! it makes the toats sound all cute

doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I do hold it aloft like HeMan's sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# haha "BY THE POWER OF TOATS!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# And get crumbs all down my front.
I am crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# haha
aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Nomnomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# what, nobody offers to help?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)