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# When Mephistopheles is just beneath

And he's reaching up to grab me...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# this picture confuses me no end
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Radiohead.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# oo i don't like them
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ning, kitty!
and kitti.

And also goodnight, i'm going to sleep.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hello ben
goodnight ben
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# You remembered my name
I feel special

Goodnight :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# you are special.
*loves and hearts*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Have you got your grooming gloves on again?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# totally.
wanna see some puppies?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# How furry are they?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Yo dawg.



Sleep well. :]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Whatup, cat?
Night.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# WHA?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you dont like radiohead
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# their shit.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# What about their shit?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# well i ment they're shit
but my dylexic/dyspraxic grasp of grammer is bad as it is, let alone when i'm pissed.

but i'm sure their shit is better than their music.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i never understand why people blame dyspraxia
for poor spelling/grammar/reading ability.
how does poor motor skills affect this?

i see how it would affect your WRITING, but a motor disorder does not affect the way you think.

[i am, actually dyspraxic, btw, and ma not picking on you personally, just making a general comment]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Haha
I'm guessing it's a Radiohead fan's incomprehension at someone not liking them :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha
yes

But everyone is entitled to their opinion
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# NO THEY'RE NOT
GOD.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# OH SORRY
I DIDNT REALISE THAT EVERYONE HAD TO CONFORM TO THE SAME VIEWS
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO
IGNORE CLAN SOUL NOW????
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ALREADY?
ARE YOU MAD?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I LIKE THE LINES GOING TO THE END OF MY SCREEN
IT AMUSES ME SLIGHTLY

AND YES I AM PROBABLY MAD
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
he's an annoying cunt.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH












HA!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# YOU CUNT
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# thanks
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I LOVES YOU
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# stamp on his hands innit!
:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Woo!
That's lovely :D
'Ning person *hugs*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Thank you.
It did not come out how I would have liked. I learned I can not animate fire for my life.
*hugs back* How're you this fine evning?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I am slightly scared.
My hair is meant to look BETTER straight.
But nooooo.
I washed it all out without taking pictures, it looked so awful.

And you?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Oh!
I wanted to see it. :p

I am good. But mofaha's being awful to me. He tried to steal my pacifier. :[
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Well too bad, it looked terrible.
And of course, he's an awful, awful man. :D
Hahah why did he try to do that?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Meanie.
;]

I was talking to him around it, and he couldn't understand me. So he tried to pull it out of my mouth.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ah, like my mum does when I suck my thumb :P
And I'm not being mean, I was joking :(
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yeah.
And I know, so was I. ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I know you were :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
who is that evil_person?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HAHAH
Does that mean what I think it means?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# HUSH
IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *raises eyebrow* so you have hair, eh?
and what would appear to be a very comfy jumper.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# It's actually my mum
but it's not her 'cos she's not the devil.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Then it meant what I thought it meant hahah
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Yeah.
But it's not actually 'sposed to be her.
I only used her as the source 'cos I couldn't find a good random person
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Still, I got the reference ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Then your mum's got a comfy jumper on.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# She has.
:]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# i believe
that is the evil clanfaha, ruler of all evil vectors ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Nah
it's evil_twin, Kk's mum :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# ah, right.
my mum still thinks computers are a fad
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha
well to be fair I'm still waiting for everyone to start saying, "wait a minute, why the fuck would I want to talk on the phone ALL THE TIME?"
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# pff
i can phone my mate and still be on the phone to him 2 hours later. we always find something to talk about! this isn't a weekly thing, this is every night!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yes well, phone sex is different.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# believe me,
i am the very LAST person he would EVER have sex with.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Strange.
I was just listening to that.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Good song.
:]
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Meh,
I prefer Weird Fishes.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I haven't realy been able to pick a favorite track off that album.
It always changes.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I have the entire thing in my playlist.
Along with all the Muse albums, and some random crap picked up from all over.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Any other Radiohead albums?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Cool name.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I think this would look better in colour
with a contrast between the good and evil etc...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I was gonna have flames and color it and stuff
but I was getting frusturated with the fire. So I just left it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Ah ok
Frustration pays a major part :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# And I get easily frusturated.
But I'ma try again maybe at some point.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# People are strange, when you're a stranger.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# It's a song by The Doors ;)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *pretends to know The Doors' music*
I know, like, one song by them.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Well listen to People are Strange.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ..CMON BABY LIGHT MA FIRE..
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ...BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ya know tha day destroys tha night, night devides the day...
tried to run, tried, to hide..

Oh yeah.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Are they the ones
who have that album cover with that guy with pretty hair?

Yeah! That album...I dunno what it's called. I remember seeing it in Daddy's CD collection. Their singer's on the cover. ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Jim Morrison.
He's dead now.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Oh, yeah!
Thassis name!

Also, :[
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I have a "best of" CD
with him on the front.
With a bare chest?
Edit: Here
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Yeah!
That's the one! Daddy has that. I never listened to it, but I remember seeing it on top of the TV once.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# It's a good album.
I have put everything I have on shuffle, and it just came up with some Azumanga Daioh music, which is all flutes and cheery tunes in a japanese style.
And then it went into Paramore.
Massive contrast! :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahah
I love stuff like that. Aphex Twin to Blink182 is odd.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I've not listened to Aphex Twin.
But I don't like Blink182 very much :P
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Dude Ranch is a great Blink album.
My favorite, other than Enema of the State.
Aphex Twin
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# My interwebs is running slow, I will let it load and listen to Pink Floyd for now ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Hokay.
^_^

Did you ever listen to that Parade the Day song, btw?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Yeah.
I don't remember it, but I remember that I liked it :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Oh okay.
I'ma burn you a CD, and stick a couple of their songs on it. ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aww really?
Thanks! :D
Just so you know, the letter I sent you last is A4 and rather heavy :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ooh.
Exciting! ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Yep ^_^
I included Issue 5 (the original).
It is terribly drawn, and the first comic was drawn by Richard.
The mummy is meant to be the teacher who said SQUEAKY FOUR.
It also has the Solder Dragonfly I said I'd give you.
And three pop tabs.
Edit: I'm going to bed now. 'Night lovely girl-type! *Big hugs*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Night night.
Sweet dreams. ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# When ya strange, no one remembers ya name.
I've always thought that was the b3ta theme song.

A collection of oddities in human form.

;D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# b3ta theme song?
Download some Howling Willie Cunt.


Seriously.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# L.A. wooman..L.A. WOOMAN...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *sings*
Little bit of gravy helps the dawg lick mah balls....
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Is that mongy's personal theme song?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They all are.
Especially a song called 'Tiny Fingers' which is about paedophilia.

*sings* ohhhhhhh tiny fiiiingers, five tiny fingers of looooooove.



It doesn't help that it's all country music.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Try ta set tha night on..FIIIRE-YAA.
*minute keyboard solo*

I can see the stars...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah yes!
I love The Doors, I was listening to them earlier.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# City a night..city niight...CITY A NIIGHT, WOO, CMON!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# people are strange when you smear them in lemon curd and start doing a rain dance
well, their reactions can be strange
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Eagles - Hotel Califfornia - Live
I'm not drunk enough yet to be amusing.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# well, you can't leave now
:)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'm not going anywheeeeeeeeeereeeee
L.A woman in tha afternoon..
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm lemon curd
*drools*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *grabs jar of lemon curd and upends down trousers*
Here girl.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# *hyperventilates*
*faints*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That was NOT the desired effect.
*stands with pants full of lemon curd*




Oh damn.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *comes to*
why am i drippings with goo?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# \o/ I love you for quoting that.
*leans out of painting*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# COMMAND ME, LORD!
*grovels and fawns*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this^
Im hungry now!!!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# god I had some horrific lemon curd from sainburys
man, it was like runny unset jelly

it was most disconcerting to battle with this quasi viscous fructal lubricant in my vain attempt to smear my toats with it

I can tell you :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# toast and curd
thats crazy talk!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# what?!!
what?!

OH MY GOD!

what?

there's nothing more traditional than a breakfast of lemon curds on toats!

and some bacons and eggs and shit

and tea to wash it down with

by crikey! with this attitude we'll lose the empire!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Stop naming foods
Its making me hungy
All I has is toats and hobnobs and pasta and rice and milk and one breast of chicken!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ok, I wont cake talk about bacon food any more
lamb with minty gravy and boiled potatoes
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks lamb doesn't go that well with mint?
Mint sauce wastes a nice piece of lamb.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I love it with mint
but I also love it with garlic, and on it's own, and with rosemary and a bit of sage, and with bsil.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Garlic, yes, rosemary, very much yes.
Mint? No.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# NOPE
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# personally I quite like mint sauce with a sunday dinner
irrespective of meat choice
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I've always been a gravy man.
Nice thick gravy that sticks to things.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Like thighs.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Wow, you're a messy eater.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I really am, I'm totally inept.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# yeah
thick onion gravy with little bits of fat and meat in

yum:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Oh yeah.
With all the brown sticky bits from the roasting pan.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hmm, dripping enhanced gravy
feel those arteries hardening :D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# When I move to Sheffield I should be living near a park, hopefully.
I might take up running so I can excuse eating yet more butter.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# heh, yes
exercise

it's necessary if you like nice food too much :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I'm not too bad, I can cook healthy food that I enjoy too.
But most meals are improved by that extra knob of butter...
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Theres enough hills
and if you walk everywhere
you should be fine
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I do, but I plan to find somewhere within 5-10 minutes walk of where I work.
I might wander into the centre occasionally, though.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I like meat with meat and more meat
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# cunt!
and you sig has food names in it aswell!!!
AAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yes freshly roasted potatoes
it does

:)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I think ill make some toats will stop the rumbles and grumbles
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# with lots of butter!
:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# make a cheap white sauce
with milk, salt, pepper and cornflour. put the chicken in it, chopped, of course. serve with the rice and bingo! chicken supreme with rice!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I HAD CHICKEN FRIED RICE TONIGHT
THAT WAS TASTEY BUT AS I ONLY HAVE ABOUT A TENNER LEFT TIL THE LOAN ARRIVES IM TRYING TO EAT LIKE A GYPO
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You can afford an onion.
Trust me, it will make everythnig much better.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'll go to the supermarket
when I can be arsed
Think ill have chicken with rice again tomorro
then shop
Probs get some mushrooms and make a creamy sauce
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# get:
2 onions
mushrooms
peppers
eggs
value bacon
some tins of tuna

(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I cant stand fish
8p noodles and some beans will also be on the menu me thinks

but yeah that sounds about right for my usual style of shopping
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# You could always make a fuck load of bolognaise.
Some of that dirt cheap mince (you might want to skim off the fat once it's all finished), onions, carrots, celery if it's not too expensive, tins of basics tomatoes, cooking bacon. Works out pretty cheap.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# been there done that
3rd year of uni

I knows all the ways of cheaps dinners
tinned toms make any meal go further
Always drain the fat off the mince forsure
:)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# That was one of my staples.
Now I have a job I can add red wine, and parmesan, and real meat.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :O REAL MEAT!!!
Havnt had that in a while

Gonna be a nice surprise when the loan comes - think a few steak dinners are needed
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Ah, yes.
I had quite a few sirloins when I started getting paid.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i've lived in a bedsit
i know the ways of poverty!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Im a student
I am poverty

All money goes on beers!
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Apparently it's really crap that I
gleefully shout TOATS when making it instead of TOAST.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# well, I call it toats semi conciously now
:)

it's not crap! it makes the toats sound all cute

doesn't it?

(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I do hold it aloft like HeMan's sword.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# haha "BY THE POWER OF TOATS!"
:D
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# And get crumbs all down my front.
I am crap.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# haha
aww :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Nomnomnomnom.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# what, nobody offers to help?
:)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# My real name is Mephistopheles
But you can call me Baby
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Hey Baby, fancy a swim in a lake of sulphur?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# where bad folks
go when they die?
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I'm sure that's a song lyric
but I don't know from what.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# by a great band,
I'll let you investigate.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *goes back to listening to Aphex Twin*
Okay. :]
EDIT: Marcy Playground? I have one of their albums.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Though Reel big fish
are pretty good too. ;)

edit: yes Marcy Playground, my favourite song is angel of the forever sleep, a B-side to sex and candy.


(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Yes, yes they are.
^_^

EDIT: I think the album I had had Sex and Candy on it.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I have no idea how or why, but I have Genesis playing.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I have shuffle on.
So now it's Blink-182. The good stuff (meaning the early stuff). ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hallelujah is playing right now.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I love that song.
But my favorite on that album is We Are Broken.
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I haven't made a judgment yet :)
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# The lyrics to We Are Broken
are gorgeous. And that's mostly why I like it.
Read. ^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I know, I just listened to it.
^_^
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)