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# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# FETCH MY RAZOR STRAP CHARLENE!
gonna teach this boy a lesson
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
FETCH FELTCH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# feltch a razor blade?
oh god no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Surely it wouldn't get up the straw?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# pends on both your straw and your blade sizes dunnit?
incidently the clocks going forward means at midnight its 1 right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# no at 1 its 2
works a bit later on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# cool cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I suppose....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you could probably find worse things on the t'internet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# +t again
(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# BME pain olympics is one that comes to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# YEEE-HAAAAAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahha
Im finding this funnier then I probably should
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# on another note,
my cousin has a spaniel that looks very similar to yours also named jake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Good!
They are the best
I do have 2 others
but he is the best of them all!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I used to have a spaniel cross border collie
he climbed trees and used to play on the slippery dip at the local park. you couldnt leave a ladder set up near him. Had to carry the fucker down from the roof many times
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Jake goes mental at any reflections
The other springer is really annoying and will lick you constantly and bring bits of dirt from the garden and bark until you play with her
And the irish one is old and just sits there pissing herself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# that last line describes my nan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# dead. very, very dead.
that describes both my nans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# very dead?
you can get more dead than dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Dead and cut up and buried all separately.
That's kind of extra dead. No chance of even being a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# pity.
i'd like a zombie nan.
wait! that sounds like a sitcom!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# "If you want a box thrown in the sun, you gotta do it yourself!"
"That's my old grandma used to say. God rest her zombie bones."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice quoting Hermes there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# My Grandfather was Jamaican. And a mime artist!
He never talked about it though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# That made me giggle like an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I have hundreds of throw away gags like that.
Writing my book basically consists of sitting around all day making up these. It's quite depressing in many ways.

"Sign here, sir!"
"So it is."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Depressing for you
amusing for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Did you get a chance to read that chapter as it happens?
Not the best one i've written, although at the time I thought it was, but I tend to automatically see everything I do as bloody awful a short time after doing them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I did, but it was a few days ago so I can't remember it very well.
I remember liking it though. I'll read it again in a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# If you want.
Although you don't have to tredge back over it just to give me some kind of critical analysis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# It's hardly tredging.
I shall do it after I've finished listening to a couple of bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# sweet zombie jesus!
i love futurama!
also, needs more tar-paper shack on montego bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# "mmmrrhhh?"
"what's that nan?"
"mmmmmmmrrrrhh?"
*audience laughs*
"oh nan"
"mmrrhh..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i suppose that is pretty dead yeah
you could still ghost it though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I have 2 out of 3 left
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)