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# i shave the wifes legs for her sometimes, and i never nick her.
*is proud*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You can come and do mine then.
The only razor I don't hurt myself every time with is the one with that massive chunk of skin conditiony stuff surrounding the blade- hang on.

www.shavingstuff.com/schickIntuitionPlus.jpg

that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# she just uses my gilette blades on her lady gilette thingy.
because they're A. cheaper and B. better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# A might be true
but I'll argue the toss on B. Because you should fucking feel my legs today, they're like silk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# oh, if you insist..
*feels*
ohh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Morning!
1

Edit: Can't really reply below(for obvious reasons), and yes - you may well have something inflicted on you. Won't be today, though...

Edit Edit: *Unfeasibly large hugs* ;)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Morning lovely man!
*big squeeze*

Countdown? Ooooooh! Do I get to see lovely JPG manflesh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Tease
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# her 'lady gilette thingy'
is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# almost...
=)
gilette do a razor for girls with really expensive blades!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# You can get vibraty ones now.
I bought one a few weeks ago and it's terrifying, it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)