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# ahem....
The logical conclusion to the blade wars...


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(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hehehe
Sadly bindun though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I thought as much....and probably by Wilkinson Sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Or someone with a huge face:P
Actually I don't mind the three blade ones. I have irritatingly thick stubble.
I don't buy in to this canned gel/foam crap though.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# irritatingly thick . . . ?
Where have I heard that before . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Have you seen their new one?
it's got a beard trimer attachemnt on the bottom...!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Just walk your face into an electric fan
Would be quicker
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
i cut myself enough with 2 blades, using that there'd be carnage.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Razors scare the bollocks off me.
Which is horrible because I use them so often. That bit behind my ankle is always getting cut as is just under my knee at the front.

Ning all. Complete and utter cock of a day ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i shave the wifes legs for her sometimes, and i never nick her.
*is proud*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You can come and do mine then.
The only razor I don't hurt myself every time with is the one with that massive chunk of skin conditiony stuff surrounding the blade- hang on.

www.shavingstuff.com/schickIntuitionPlus.jpg

that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# she just uses my gilette blades on her lady gilette thingy.
because they're A. cheaper and B. better.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# A might be true
but I'll argue the toss on B. Because you should fucking feel my legs today, they're like silk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# oh, if you insist..
*feels*
ohh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Morning!
1

Edit: Can't really reply below(for obvious reasons), and yes - you may well have something inflicted on you. Won't be today, though...

Edit Edit: *Unfeasibly large hugs* ;)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Morning lovely man!
*big squeeze*

Countdown? Ooooooh! Do I get to see lovely JPG manflesh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Tease
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# her 'lady gilette thingy'
is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# almost...
=)
gilette do a razor for girls with really expensive blades!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# You can get vibraty ones now.
I bought one a few weeks ago and it's terrifying, it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 'ning!
My gf is terrified of me using a razor. On the rare occasions she wants me to have a shave, she makes sure she's not around to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ningles lovely
Men shouldn't shave anyway. Grow all your hair, look like klingons and lumberjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Klingon lumberjack
is the look I'm going for these last years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# PHWOAR mister.
Get your concrete pants on, Fae's coming to town *blows hunting horn*.

Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Seriously, check out Dr Stuart Prior
On Nat Geo's 'Perfect Weapon'. He am lovely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I shall!
righ,t I've got a meeting- bye peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# This would be perfect
For Alan, the boy with the big face.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
first lol of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I still think a razor sharp scourpad will be the next big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, I can see this in five months time

And I bet they will cost a fortune as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hehehehe!


Its the future. I've tasted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# for someone who doesn't shave
i do get unusually angry about razor adverts



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(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)