Just wait 'til he tries to check your prostate
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:42,
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*winces*
Don't make me remind you about the size of junior's head . . .


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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I had that done at our local hospital.
I was asked whether I minded a "couple" of students having a look. A dozen clumsy fingers later, I was regretting saying okay.
Ouch.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:47,
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lies.
you loved it.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:49,
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Not to start with.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:50,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 10:56,
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who added a cock to it first time round?
somebody must've.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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Can't remember
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:23,
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