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[challenge entry] Baby Bruce
This turned out eerily cute. I think I'm going to have to harm myself for a while now.


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(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm gonna get me one of them sling things
Might pass on the Bruce though. Babies in those things always look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO comfy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# When are you due then?
I'm so bloody excited for you, I really am. I can't think about it with welling up, what a bloody girl, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
12th August :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *claps* how lovely!
And now I need tissue. For FUCK sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
reply of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I do try :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You fucking wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Just stop fucking flirting with me, and I won't have to call the partyvan.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# That's not flirting , that's just her!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Aw, bless you!
Had a bit of a scare yesterday, hadn't felt any movement for a while. Today Little Trellis won't bloody stop!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# :)
babies, best of all the animals.

Baby Bjorn is a great brand of baby sling. No back pain.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Shall bear that in mind
Thank-ee :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# knit one knit one knit one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Not a bad idea
*starts hunting for patterns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Awwwwwww I'm so bloody jealous.
But I must remember to be calm. Can I ask how old you are? Not for judgemental purposes, just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'll impregnate you if you send me a stamped, addressed envelope
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Worst way to get impregnated ever.
No. That's not fun at ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ok
old fashioned way it is. but only if you take me out to dinner and do all the moving about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I'm not doing both.
I'll ride you like a bitch from 'ell (name the quote kids) if you pay for food, or t'other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i think that's an uneven swap
I give you millions of sperms and you're not willing to meet the requirements. The deal is beginning to go sour.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Millions of sperm you'd only flush down the loo on a tissue boat otherwise.
Actually, sod it. You should consider yourself lucky. I'm going to find a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# thanks for the vote of confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Alright, millions of sperm you'd only sprinkle over the heads and faces
of your Germanic harem otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# "multicultural East European" is probably better
although it's equally inaccurate, you were right the first time, it just cut me to the boner
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I just can't bloody win with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I'm sure you could
if you had a ticket to germany, some gaffer tape, an unripe banana and some lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I told you, I'm not being the butch, I don't care who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Year older than you sweets :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ahhh now I remember. I couldn't remember if it was one year older
or one year younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Year older
Start pressuring manwife now ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# argh
you're younger than me :( I've not even had a proper girlfriend yet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I got lucky
Bloody lucky
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# :(
can I be next to be daddy for one of your babies please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Let me have this one first
May put me off the experience for life
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# If it helps my mum says after about 17 years you forgive them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Can't be that bad. My mum had four of us, all by section, and she's littler than me.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My mum had me.
I was breech.


In my defence though, I was TINY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Wow, tiny and backwards ^_^
How big?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# 5lb 1 oz
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Aww. Teeny.
I have a nephew that's three months old, and when he was born he weighed 4lb4...soooooo mini.

*thinks about nephew and wants to steal him from sister*



*attempts to calm broody thoughts with tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah, I wore dolly and teddy clothes for a bit.
I'm a short arse now, but not silly short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I was a big lass
My mum is only 4'8 and a half"

She'd always known she'd wanted four though. My dad didn't get much say in the matter....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I want lots.
I don't mind exactly how many, so long as it's lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I was fat
about 9lbs something and my mum squeezed me out like a trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I was just teeny tiny
and wearing dolly clothes.


Not in the womb, but after.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# You just had a big head
Right, I really must go and make a start on food. Cheerio peeps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Night love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha i did
my shoulders didn't touch the sides. cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ok, that's a deal :)
*practices*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Bruce would approve.
Approve he would.
(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Do you get a free one with every sling?
Cos he is a sweetie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ugh, one Bruce is enough for this world
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Possibly
But I'd still rather watch him than a lot of other presenters these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# that's fair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# They are called peanut shells
I think anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Tip though
When the kid gets heavier, it's a back killer for the carrier. Get one of those baby backpacks once they can start sitting up a bit.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)