Facial hairI feel that nasal hair is sadly neglected and overlooked. I've been thinking about growing mine and waxing it into a handleber nose-moustache.
Does anyone want to set up a club?
(Does anyone want to set up a club?
crab_bloke),
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:17,
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it's nose jokeI would love to join, I would need to encourage my nostril hair to grow at a speedier pace. Maybe we could develop a serum to spur on nose hair growth. I would love to see a picture of someone with very long nose hair that has been waxed into a moustache shape.
(,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:27,
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I worry about
I've made this diagram of Blokes who grow those beards that go all the way round their faces but there isn't any moustache. I worry that they can't drag their fingers from their noses to say their shoulder with out having to go through some kind of beard. In effect their face is stranded in the middle of hair. This is way to much like a dogs bum for my liking. Also it can appear that their heads are on upside down.
nicey,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 9:35,
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Does the ominous silenceMean everybody has got beards like this except me?
( nicey,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:14,
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I hate all facial hairDidn't there used to be a tax on beards?? I think they should introduce it again. I shall go and lobby my MP about it now...
( Wifey,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:34,
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Ear and nosehair could be platted together to form cheek curtains.
( nicey,
Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:07,
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