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# Phwoar, ello sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hello again, you!
Phwoar yourself :)

Ed: you missed my naked 7000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:30, archived)
# LEEENK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I don't think you deserve one.
*lazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You could see his cock and everything.
It was massive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Yeah, see, I checked.
Actual cock please thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You're never happy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I TRIED SO HARD.
I just want to love you.

Waaaa waaaa waaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Ooooh Timberlake.
Now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ECLECTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# LAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Anagram of male.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You just like everything and everyone, musically and erotically.
FACE IT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I am quite easy to please, yes.
Generally a happy little bobbin, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# You're like the anti-me.
Female, easily pleased, freely indulges her senses experiences and curiosity.

Whereas I've got all the looks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Look as good as you want
I'm more sexy than pretty.

and also, if (stressing the word if) we had children we might make a normal human being.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dammit, I knew I should have said sexy. That's that joke ruined then.
You're basing that on the fact that logically if we are the apotheosis of opposites, that they will sort of cancel eachother out into normalcy? Or just because half mental people can sort of make someone tenuously sane?

Also if I had children I'd probably raise them to be sort of like me to a sane level but without the awful crushing despair and generally be a really not at all believing in moulding the children parent. But i'll never have children so that's rather academic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# No systematic destroying of their own sense of self?
I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I only do that to people I despise and want to destroy...or just when I am bored.
But yes, no children ever. Unless you class genetic experiments as children; in which case possibly, when I have the equipment.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I'll do genetic experiments with you.
As long as I get to have a big hook to brandish at people and a cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No.
You can have stick to your own sexy and boring life, I'll do the genetic experiments and edge of reason tredding.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You're just a tease.
That's what you are. A no-good tease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Well I've got to vindicate my supressed annoyance and rage at the sexually elated somehow.
That and being generally comically nonchalent and insulting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Don't you get tired?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Never.
I'm fueled by ire and 80s electrofunk, of which there is an ample supply.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Although I sleep a lot, because I can never seem to be bothered to get out of bed (despite not being actually tired)
It's the only time I really wish I had a lovely woman, or a sexy young boy would do, to rouse me and possibly intice me with breakfast.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Robot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I think I need warm and slinky.
Waking me up in the morning and giving me back rubs, I could quite happily go for those things but I can't really get them without either relationships or some kind of BDSM slave. Neither of which I particular desire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Also I am too humanistic an individual to warrant fucking over someone else's life just so I can get a backrub.
I'd clearly just try to somehow reverse the course of the prostitutes' lives.

And now we have fallen off the board long enough methinks. Although I still want a sexy young boy, especially a naive cute one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Hello pusskins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I feel poorly
Cold, sleepy and I ate too much pizza and icecream.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Oh you poor precious *gives cuddle*
I ate turkey and salad and an ittle bit of houmous.

You might remember this- do you remember you used to be able to get dolls in the 80s that smelled of strawberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Vaguely remember that yes
Were they called Strawberry Shortcake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I think so.
Do you remember the smell of them? It was HEAVENLY.

My new perfume (and hair conditioner) smell exactly like them.

Seriously, I might have to start licking my arm or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# As I recall most things smelled of something or other in the 80's.
The 80's was the decade of smelly erasers, scratch and sniff stickers and all manner of fruity/chocolately combinations in plastic & rubber.

I love that fake strawberry smell :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# And asbestos.
The best smell of them all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# WHEN YOU'VE QUITE FINISHED.
you need to go to the City of the 10th Ramadan. They make shitloads of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# So do I, I'm going to STINK of it at the meet.
I'm going to make people feel hungy but a little bit sick. Story of my bloody life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Wouldn't it be easier just to eat strawberries.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I've done too much of that recently.
Digestive...issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Mmmm that makes me think of digestive biscuits.
I also have a shit (chortle) digestive system. I did for a short time manage to have a shit more regularly than one every week, or sometimes two weeks, but it seems I am back to that now.

I swear I need to replace it with a furnace as soon as possible, it's just annoying and rubbish. Plus it creates the most sharp and short indescribable pelvic pain imaginable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh I've just got IBS.
And I've eaten a LOT of fruit recently. Ow.

You could try going totally macrobiotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Or as I call them 'hype-yoghurts'.
What's painful about fruit? I can't say I actually know what IBS constitutes, other than your bowels are irritable.

I seem to get the most immeasurable pain in my pelvis occasionally though, it's just one of those twinges. But it's sort of like having a thousands of tiny redhot meathooks stabbed into you and shook about.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# You could have it, I get them.
I don't know if there's any other types, but basically my intestines instead of working rhythmically to move stuff along, they do some mental jazz stuff and get all confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Hmmm, doesn't sound like me.
Mine just don't really shift anything and end up compressing a week or moresworth of food down into practically dark matter. Which admittadly does eventually become quite uncomfortable although it's more on the whole lower colon and pelvis region than the actual digestive tract.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Doctor with you. Get to the.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I am a man. I am also insane.
I think you can see the inevitable conclusion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# No harm in telling you, it's what women do.
Go to the doctor, please for fuck sake stop snoring, you never listen, why don't we ask that man over there on the bench etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I don't snore.
And all the females i've known, despite being the type who always complain about males closed emotional nature, are fucking shit when you actually try to talk to them - as are all people. It's just a fall back so they can complain about something.

I have no idea what the bench comment was about. Dogging in parks?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hopefully.
I'm excellent to talk to. I pay attention for at least five minutes before zoning out and thinking about ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I can go on forever. I have found few people able to withstand it.

And I talk quite a lot too!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *smacks head*
If I can smoke and have coffee you're fine. My best mate has not shut up since I met her, bless her wonderful little heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Well I tend to only talk about very grave and serious matters these days. Shame, as I used to be quite fun.
Although thankfully I've not given up being weirdly comical about the whole depressing void of existance, it confuses the happy and the depressed alike.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Most things confuse me
to a greater or lesser degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)