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# I just found this on AutoTrader. I *wonder* who the owner could be...


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(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# is there a joke I am missing here?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Look at it CAREFULLY...
...and text the shrek-like monkey boy!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
# there is a links board for this sort of nonsense
why would i want to text a car salesman anyway?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# For narcissism tips, maybe?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I used to live near Stratstones in Wilmslow
Rooney nearly ran me over once, the chimp-faced scouse spacker
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I bought a used 928 S4
from there many moons ago.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I bought a pizza from the Dominos opposite
sorry this isn't a better anecdote
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# It works for me.
I was in the Gallery in Hale a few months back for a tipple on the way back from the airport. The guy who played Steve MacDonald's brother in Corrie years ago was behind the bar. What a career leap.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Wayne Rooney lives in Alderley Edge
and the landline number for that seller is in Wolverhampton. Some chancer has bought the car and not registered it thinking he can make a quick £20k by reselling it with provenance. Standard practice.
That is £20k too much for a mint model of that age.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Some guy?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Wayne Rooney bought a car?
Whoa.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Even if it is or isn't
Rooney's mobile number, it's obviously the number of some tosser with too much cash! So text away my little b3ta ferrets! ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)
# He might only have too much cash
once he actually sells the car.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Wayne Rooney can't type.
IO YAM WAYN RONY LALWS U BY MI KAR PLS FOR MONEY FOOR ME.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Wayne Rooney is selling his Vanquish?
( I don't blame him , the gearboxes are a disgrace ).

What utter fantastic news and deserving of the attention of b3tans.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)
# dirty gear box whores
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)
# stop it,
you are making me hard a
and there are children about
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# g'day mate
i love you turning up, it means it is time for bed
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)
# it is nearly 3am
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)
# but you are my bestest freind:(
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)
# hello you horrible cunt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)
# hello
cunts, etcetera.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Previously owned by Wayne Rooney
the phone numbers are obviously the bloke who is selling it, big deal.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh...okay...
Would you like some kiddie porn instead, Sir?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)
# you have the best countries visited map that I have seen in any profile:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)