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# Who needs to shop the news
with headlines like this

(alloydog, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# not sure its worth its own thread TBH
but lol
edit: on a similar note saw this yesterday on the times online:

yes i posted yesterday too, but deal with it yeah?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hah.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You do
if you want to stay on this board and not get attacked by nazis. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Nice
But this is the best headline ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I kicked him in balls
brilliant use of the English language
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# News headlines are an exception to the laws of grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
I always admire this one from ages ago:

1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/photos/Supercaley.jpg

though seeing as B3ta isn't in to sport it's bound to be lost on everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Haha, my journalism lecturer is always going on about that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# this is my favest headline ever
being an ICT fan and all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)