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# She hates receiving blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
Hrmf.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Heh! Triplepiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Around 15 years ago...
My little brother was at a party, saw some bird he fancies and told his mate "I'd love to suck her cock". I'm his best man next year, and I'll need to somehow work it into my speech without being quite as graphic as he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# a lad at my school
once said something similar. dunno if he's still alive to be fair
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Oh god.
I'm not letting anyone be my best man if i get married.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# that's a very expensive operation
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# badum-ching
you young uns correcting my improper slang
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I read a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i tried
to inflate my lady friend by blowing into her mimsy to give a woman a blowjob....


...she didnt like it

/ninja's
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You just put her lips together and blow?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# could've at least spelt mimsy right :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Video jug told me about 90 women a year die from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *pop*






???
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/Tu9/animation62.gif

(nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Very dangerous, is forcing air into a mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# because queef follows shortly afterwards?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Or death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i see
i shall take my chances, just won't use compressed air
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# how and why?!
sheerly it just come rushing out as a high pitched "fweeep"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)