
i love it when companies give me a great excuse to never buy their products and to actively try and harm them if i get the chance. what a bunch of crabby, disgusting creeps.
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:48,
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that make me wish i could leave it
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:50,
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earth is pleasant and has lots of good food and kitties to hang out with. outer space is dark and desolate and cold and waiting to have idiot executives shot into it, gasping.
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:52,
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shooting morons into space was a part of it after he admitted a distaste for bloodletting.
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56,
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