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(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# ace!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# let mommy warm that up in her special oven.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# SO MANY LITTLE EGGIES AND I'M STILL STARVING AND I'M GOING TO EAT THEM ALL BEFORE I GO TO SLEEPIE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# my cats are fighting.
oh no.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:26, archived)
# that can happen, when the catnip runs out.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Tuna was all wrapped up in a hoody on the chair next to me
and when she got off, the hoody stayed on her for a few steps as she walked away. She stopped and looked back at me and waited for me to fix it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:28, archived)
# that would've gone straight to the top of youtube, that.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# our cats like to curl up in whatever clothes we leave around, but they won't tolerate them dragging behind at all.
except for squee, who will happily walk around with a sock or a pair of underpants on his back all bloody day (or until the dog decides he wants to chew on the article of clothing and picks it off him).
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# SOME CAT.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# i get them all to myself in a week and a half.
two days of lounging around with the animals (and an xbox).
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# NICENESS
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# HE EAT A LOT OF SHRIMP.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
# NO ACTUALLY RAPITINUI EXPLAINED IT
THEY HATCH OUT OF SHITTY FUCKING SNAKES EGGS OR SOME SHIT
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)
# the shrimp does keep 'em pink, but.
 
IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU ONLY EAT CARROTS
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# STYLOPHONE DOMINATION WILL END YOU
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# ALSO: BEING BALD.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# im really thinking about getting a stylaphone.
they sound rad.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# BOY, ARE WE FUCKED NOW
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# Hmmm? ...
Flambumgo? ... Flamsack? ... Flamingballs!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:29, archived)
# GINGER BALLS.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)
# BTK1143951.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# If I had a flamingo
I would feed it beetroot
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# or violets and lavender, to see if he'd turn magenta.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# you'd get in big trouble!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# yeah, i read about that thre other day.
i love it when companies give me a great excuse to never buy their products and to actively try and harm them if i get the chance. what a bunch of crabby, disgusting creeps.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# it's the phb's of this planet
that make me wish i could leave it
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# let's make them leave instead.
earth is pleasant and has lots of good food and kitties to hang out with. outer space is dark and desolate and cold and waiting to have idiot executives shot into it, gasping.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# hehehe
i like that mental canvas
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# a friend and i had a "what would you do if you were king of the popes" chat last night.
shooting morons into space was a part of it after he admitted a distaste for bloodletting.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# it would take a lot of resources
to get the target board up there, but infinitely worth it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# hehe, well, time to visit the baker!
bbl
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# tossing them into volcanoes would be cheaper.
 
HOT LAVA!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)
# HOT LAVA
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# THAT'S THE STUFF
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)