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[challenge entry] 'Take our tired, our poor, our huddled masses'
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From the Third World America challenge. See all 278 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# You're watching MNNNNNNN news!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yes you are dammit!
Pay attention!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :D
very good ... reminds me of the bit at the end of The Day After Tomorrow where the American President says "The Mixicans have let us move in with them until our contry thaws out ... and we've let them off of half of their 3rd world debt to us... "
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh Lordy!
That STEENKS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *stands to attention*
SIR YES SIR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
tiger whiskers are indigestible and sharp and
in other ways immutable to the extent that were one to bake them into a pie,
for example, and feed the pie to someone, the whiskers would make their way
into the stomach and rip it to pieces and tear through the lining thus
killing the unsuspecting pie eater dead from internal bleeding to death...
this is the primary reason why giggling tigers bearing pies are to be
avoided (also pies baked by tigers almost invariably contain antelope, which
is an unfathomably slimy meat)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *fathoms antelope meat*
Ha! That tole YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
www.hctitans.com/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
#
Believe it or not, polar bears are in danger because of Global Warming. This is because the ozone layer is becoming thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# the poem is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you fellin' any better?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)