Oh Lordy!That STEENKS!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:50,
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tiger whiskers are indigestible and sharp and
in other ways immutable to the extent that were one to bake them into a pie,
for example, and feed the pie to someone, the whiskers would make their way
into the stomach and rip it to pieces and tear through the lining thus
killing the unsuspecting pie eater dead from internal bleeding to death...
this is the primary reason why giggling tigers bearing pies are to be
avoided (also pies baked by tigers almost invariably contain antelope, which
is an unfathomably slimy meat)
(in other ways immutable to the extent that were one to bake them into a pie,
for example, and feed the pie to someone, the whiskers would make their way
into the stomach and rip it to pieces and tear through the lining thus
killing the unsuspecting pie eater dead from internal bleeding to death...
this is the primary reason why giggling tigers bearing pies are to be
avoided (also pies baked by tigers almost invariably contain antelope, which
is an unfathomably slimy meat)
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52,
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*fathoms antelope meat*Ha! That tole YOU!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:53,
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Believe it or not, polar bears are in danger because of Global Warming. This is because the ozone layer is becoming thinner.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:57,
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you fellin' any better? Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05,
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