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# thats my fault,
i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bloody NHS!
I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# we invented some new ones for variety!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# well done Madam
you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's like another child to me....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)