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(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*points*
*ginger*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# RACIST!
=)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# It is actually true that b3ta openly encourages paedophilia.
Seriously, all the mods do it. Ask them for yourselves if you don't believe me.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# That's some messed up paedophilia you've got going on there, I'm nearing thirty.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it's the hairless genitalia that confused him
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS TIDY DOWN THERE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# so why all the weeping sores?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# thats my fault,
i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bloody NHS!
I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# we invented some new ones for variety!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# well done Madam
you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it's like another child to me....
=D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# bugger
I'm 38, i'm crap at this stuff.
EDIT:
*cunning plan*

Fancy a pint ?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# haha
you had me at "uncle-brother"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *emails link to lloyd-webber*
*watches ensuing libel case unfold*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha
Is it true police quizzed her for 10 hours just trying to find out how she got 5 blokes to shag her?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I wouldn't laugh
You're one of the five.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yeah but i kicked her back doors in
erm...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# But she doesn't look the type that would let you...
...assuming she let you.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# fight, fight,




fight, fight
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# where?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha, and speaking of all things media related
some kind person on /talk has just posted today's daily star headline, and it's a corker...

www.dailystar.co.uk/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2008-04-09.jpg

Must be brazilian time again, or she's expecting another kid

there is also a lingerie clad woman in said screenshot, for those who are working. nowt 'on show' as it were, but just to be on the safe side
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
eeef
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# haha
The Portuguese sun - eeeet burns.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# And have a pea-roast
Since nobody saw it at 5am...



Less small, and with less more artefacts
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I saw it, I was at work and cracked one off
100% true
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear, that's put me off my stroke.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because he got pissed on by Richard Branson.

Planning to run off with a dodgy relative are we?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)