
Seriously, all the mods do it. Ask them for yourselves if you don't believe me.
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:38,
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i forgot to wash my hands after handling an infected IV pump...
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:54,
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I remember when you used to come out with fewer infections than when you went in... now they just swap them between patients (in England - the Scottish NHS is wonderful!)
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:56,
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you appear to have Hepatitis-F or 'ivesb disease' as we've been calling it... we made it by crashing a patient with gonorrhea into a bus full of bad aids
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:59,
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I'm 38, i'm crap at this stuff.
EDIT:
*cunning plan*
Fancy a pint ?
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:41,
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EDIT:
*cunning plan*
Fancy a pint ?

*watches ensuing libel case unfold*
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:39,
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Is it true police quizzed her for 10 hours just trying to find out how she got 5 blokes to shag her?
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:43,
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...assuming she let you.
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:53,
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some kind person on /talk has just posted today's daily star headline, and it's a corker...
www.dailystar.co.uk/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2008-04-09.jpg
Must be brazilian time again, or she's expecting another kid
there is also a lingerie clad woman in said screenshot, for those who are working. nowt 'on show' as it were, but just to be on the safe side
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:44,
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www.dailystar.co.uk/pixfeed/covers/257x330front/2008-04-09.jpg
Must be brazilian time again, or she's expecting another kid
there is also a lingerie clad woman in said screenshot, for those who are working. nowt 'on show' as it were, but just to be on the safe side

Since nobody saw it at 5am...

Less small, and with less more artefacts
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Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:45,
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Less small, and with less more artefacts