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[challenge entry] pffft! consider yourself trumped.

From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha blimey
thing is, I can see this actually happening :D

(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# that must be the next model up
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *shaves nipples*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# "Now I can shave from head to toe in one single easy motion!"™
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I liked it so much that I clicked the button
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# It's "triaconta" and "tetraconta" respectively
sorry, i think i meant *clicks*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *bullies the geek*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# So effective,
your unborn children won't have to shave.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Reminds me of this sketch...
The first blade distracts the hair, while the second and third blades sneak up behind it, cutting off any escape routes. The fourth and fifth blades attempt to coax the hair from its hiding place using modern modern counselling techniques while the sixth blade, posing as a passing motorist, acts as a decoy, allowing the seventh and eighth blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair. The ninth blade, disguised as a postman, administers a small dose of chloroform, allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning. The 14th blade informs the hair of its rights. The 15th blade handles the paperwork and the 16th blade, well, it’s just along for the ride.
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Indeed
There was an old SNL on the other night and they had a spoof ad mocking the two-blade shavers by adding a third blade and claiming it was even better. Ah, the days of innocense...
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)