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# I saw a Jet Li movie where he fucked someone up with a pencil
can't remember what it was called, it was from when he was good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Steven Seagull killed someone with a credit-card.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Seagal is a big fucking phoney.
Jet Li is real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# No! I base my whole life experience on that idea...
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# well you'll have to change
I wouldn't brandish a credit card upon getting attacked by a chav. He'll kick your arse and buy 5 playstations and a case of 20-20 before you wake up.

Take a pencil out with you next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *cough*
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# THAT is woo
I shall learn this visaijstsu
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Card-Fu Master (card)
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I am perfecting hidden techniques right now
Woe to any scum
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Vin Diesel killed someone with his teacup
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# so? van Damme knocked a snake unconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Arnold Schwartzenegger survived being on MARS without a goddamn spacesuit
he's literally so hard that he just fucking stands there and takes intense atmospheric pressure on the chin. and in the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I find it hard to top that
but Dolph Lundgren probably has.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# He-Man in Vietnam , beating up Van Damme!
(uNiversal Soldier btw)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Kiss of The Dragon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4-Ntfn3TU

Jet Li/Jackie Chan film out soon.
Looks sa-weeeeeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I'm not sure
I think it happens at the start of whatever movie he's in and it's in some sort of classroom.

Lots of bone breakages, great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)