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# :D someone in my film class was very disappointed
when we watched Brief Encounter for the first time. Because (and I quote) 'it sounds a hell of a lot dirtier than it is'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# they were thinking
of the accountancy/panties fetish porn remake:

Briefs in Counter
(sleipnir, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Norwegian slasher horror flick
Leif In Router.


That was terrible. I don't think Leif's a Norwegian name, as well. Foreign of some sort.

edit: also, router as in the thing you make edges of tables all nice with, not your wireless box thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yeah, I want one of those routers.
Want a shed to have a carpentry workshop in first though. Then a router, then a pillar mounting for me drill.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# and a floor standing
electric plane.
next to a massive circular saw bench
(sleipnir, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I want a band saw please.
And a.... blow mouldery thing.

OOH and a laaaaaaathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# vacuum mould?
a lathe would be frickin' awesome.

but also frickin' expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# not all that fond of the idea of a circular saw
evil vicious tools like that creep me out
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Brrrrrring-digga-digga-digga-digga-digga
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# by the sound of it your vibrator is past it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# BADA DING DING DING DING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# of teh lawyer/fish love story
...



....



Brief in Flounder




sorry
(sleipnir, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Tragic sports tale.
Grief in Rounders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# terry thomas and his mates crash in to a cow

Beef in Bounders
(sleipnir, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Rolling Stones/ UK comedy cross over porn film
Keef in Saunders
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# its a fantastic film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# You are not in any way wrong.
Only saw it about three times, as opposed to fucking NIGHT MAIL. A billion times. Interesting the first time, alright the second, by the seventh you REALLY lose the will to live.

Well I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# all together now
This the night mail crossing the border
bringing the toast and bagel order.
brioche for the rich, hovis for the poor
the baguette in corner, the muffin by the door



dunno where this went.. I am talky toast AICM5UKPS

(sleipnir, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)