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[challenge entry] Traffic Stopping Robot Titties


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(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# The internets says this is TITSORGTFO
01010100 01001001 01010100 01010011 01001111 01010010 01000111 01010100 01000110 01001111


Also, b3ta's not worked for me for a good 20 minutes. How odd. I've had to use barnesy but even that wasn't working for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# unfforrettunnattelly
Im not fluent in binary, so I know no better. I will remember it the next time I am confronted by a breasted robot tho
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# only 10 kinds of people understand binary....
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# This
woman has some nasty eyes...
(mumified, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# shut up whingeing
woman and stroke my wobbly bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# There is NO way to answer that
without looking like some lecherous lolita or getting a spanking, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Did I ask for
commentary?

Hi Hunny. I'm in clarseoul mode ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Did I ask for permission?
If you want to stop me you'll have to try much harder than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# haha 'stop me'
haha. fuck off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I have a feeling it'd be impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# There is no way to answer
that without looking like a pervy old git.
*succeeds*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Pervert? Pasanonic?
Why sir he's the very picture of mid-forties ettiquette in the bedroom. Lights out, brace yourself, tally ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# seconds later: "I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I was referring to myself.
*Turns out lights and braces self*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# lights on,
attach braces and pray for morning more like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *attaches braces*
Thith feelsh wrong. I can barwy schpeak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# wrong end you daft
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Oh no, you can fuck off.
Not after last time with that cage thing. I almost lost a fallopian tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What?
can I help it if they printed the map upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I still don't think involving that poor
chinese delivery lad was fair though. He could only have been about 18, and there was you in full threaten mode telling him to pretend to be Short Round.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hang on?
Susan, is that really you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# For a grand, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)
# GINGER BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# 101101010101011ten1010101011100eleven1000110101nought
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 101
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# 5?
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I was trying to spell "LOL" in leetspeek, but it's getting confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'there are 11 kinds of people: those who understand binary maths and those who do not'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Why the huge pants?
Nothing wrong with huge pants, they are my best friends, but does a Robot (with no wobbly bits) really need them?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# The advert was from a more innocent time [in the future]
where female robots were more classy, and didnt feel they had to keep their quad-core butt-cracks on display behind a thin strap of digital thong
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just sayin'
that if I was as 'tight' as that, I would be naked nearly all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Like,
as tight as a robot?

I see a brave new world on the horizon, where we will all be as tight as robots.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Perhaps not THAT hard
but all smooth and firm forever and ever would be mighty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Nanomachines
are where its at for that kind of thing. Theres just the small risk the entire structure of the body can get turned into grey goo. apparently.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)