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# terrors from the past, and beyond.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# SEPIAFEAR
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# i had to soak my monitor in urine and tea for quite a while to get this effect.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# More meat is what you need
* Maximize the dimension of your love wand with our specially designed formula!
* Let our magical treatment take care of your male health!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# THEY HAVE NO LITTLE LAUGH TODAY.
I HAVE NEW CHANGED MAN! YOU CAN!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# it's a rape stick, not a love wand.
i upgraded a few years ago.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# i started my patio container garden work today.
several squirrels and cats came to invetigate, but no rabbits, sadly.

rabbits i shall see next week when i repair my bike.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Did two long buckets with catmint yesterday.
Got plastic over them and hopes that frost is gone now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# you should be safe on your coast.
i have sproutlings up now - morning glories and some herbs.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Got some glory in there too and some...
...cypress vine things that say they are, but aren't.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i have a babydoll's head on a stick and a big rubber bee as scarecrows.
i used to have a terracotta buddha head too, but it dissolved over the winter.

oh, and a jawbone and some other skull parts that i hope scare off the homeless.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Oh, are we quoting Roger Waters again?
*dodges thrown jawbone*


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# that poor kid.
HAHAHA! I JUST SAW A KID ON TV TRYING TO PIERCE HIS NIPPLE BY PULLING HIS NIPPLE TAUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS WHILE HIS 'FRIEND' SHOT A PELLET FROM A PELLET GUN THROUGH HIS MANBOOB. HE BLED LIKE MAD. HAHAHA!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# Dude.
You're LOOKING OUT OF THE WINDOW.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# crap, it's not on youtube.
what a rip.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Idiot children!
Everyone knows you use a speargun.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# or an angry tapeworm.
i'm going to use my pillow now....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Cya
I'd pay to watch that!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Hello bear
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
# o hai ther, mister.
what is a mofaha, anyway. what does it mean?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# It's a reference to a website I used to frequent
a long time ago. I never intended for it to be a permanent username, but it stuck hard for me almost immediately. It just seems 'right' somehow.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE LURID TALE I WAS EXPECTING/HOPING FOR BEFORE BED.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# MAYBE NEXT TIME I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH THEN
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:23, archived)
# The website was:
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# best of all the animals.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:22, archived)
# It's closed down now, not enough support.
There's minority interests, and then there's niche minority interests, and then there's super-specialist niche minority interests, and then there's ladies with big cocks who like to play volleyball.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# People never understand.
They don't have to be ACTUALLY playing volleyball in the photos, they just need to enjoy the activity.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Man
it's so refreshing to meet someone who actually read the faq.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# hurrah!
 

 
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)