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[challenge entry] When Google finally take over the world, this is how they'll do it. . .

I will probably never see daylight again for revealing this. . .

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(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# !
loas
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# logo on a stormtrooper?
Maybe we can reduce the entire board to acronyms!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wins!
I'm all in favor of this MWCRTEBTA regime!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# IAAAIFOTMWCRTEBTAR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^T
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
I dont mind if Google take over the world, they are very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^ Wrong ^
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You find me a search engine that is as user friendly
and advert free, and I will agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *hands library index card*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# But that would involve leaving the house shirley.....
*fears*

Actually, I really should go to the Library. Theyve just spent millions of pounds building a new one near me that opened a couple of months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# libraries are brilliant.
i had this moment of clarity recently where i just went - 'shit! as many free books as i can eat just minutes away, and here i am stood in Fopp trying to stave off death by boredom through purchasing endless crap dvds for a fiver a time!'

and then i went to the library. just in case that wasn't obvious from the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well I can not argue with your logics!
I accidentally stole from Fopp about a year ago. I had loads of CDs in my hand and I was downstairs, so couldnt be bothered to go upstairs and get a basket, so I just put a ocuple in my bag so I wouldnt drop them. I completely forgot about them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# that's your story and you're sticking to it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
Very much so.

The fact that they were CD's from their £1 shelf, and I paid for all of the expensive ones, I would be more ashamed if they were the ones I chose to steal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I still have £15 of Fopp vouchers from before it all went tits up
dunno what to do with em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# send them to me
or visit manchester, where Fopp still thrives

edit: or send them to me, get me to shop there for you, and i'll send you the stuff in the post. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hurrah
now, if I can remember where I put them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
www.google-watch.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ah, I forgot it was Friday....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Conspiracy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# particularly at showing me where things are on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Erm....
things Porns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# nah, i just get all mine at porneskimo, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# is that a real site?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# dot com. yes it is.
and half of the stuff is in flash mode too, so you don't really feel like you're 'downloading' as such, and thus you feel marginally less sordid and awful.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# but feeling sordid and awful is the main appeal for me
otherwise whats the point?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i keep a picture of a dead horse next to my wanking pot.
it gives me all the self-loathing i need.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *searchengines* ;)
Thankee, see you in an hour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Google Vs Tesco
ding ding!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# with Microsoft
to fight the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# TOAST!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# They're not exactly going to instill much fear though are they?
Because while the uniform itself is striking, we know from tested methods that it is actually weaker than the plastic it is supposedly made from.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)