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[challenge entry] Line? What line?


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(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# fetish's what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# sense of diminishing self worth due to being almost vanilla by today's standards.
Mmmm-hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That apostrophe
Must DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Oh I thought a fly had been swatted on the screen
from the inside and ignored it
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you;re right
I'm sorry it was kinda rushed. d 1 version that scaled to size and readable! and it all crashed as I saved. So this one is a rsu hjob of an actualy good attempt :)

Sorry to all for all the crap there but couldn;t be arsed as I've finished work.
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Are you a little bit drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I bet he has crisps or cornflakes
under his keys on his keyboard. I have and makes words come out funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Bollocks, you're a pisshead as well.
Admit it, you love to suckle on the fermented teat of Beelzebub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
is that where WKD Blue comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# It fucking is.
The other one makes Hoegaarden. Bleugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# you and I shall have to have words in a minute
Hoegaarden is my preferred beverage to acompany an art house film or Jazz show... or burlesque event.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I had a big glass of it in some tiny airport in Germany
hated it, so put sugar in it to make it nicer.

Don't.....just don't do that. It grows and grows and grows. They deserved it though, cunts. Stupid working for RyanAir bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# you have no idea how much I want to do that now...
I want to go right home NOW and do it right NOW...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's most fun, but get some towels and do it outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# in the nud?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# alright then ...
I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# gish ush some buckfasht now
with a straw
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Buckie? Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Yes its my breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yes
It's sooooooo much easier to press "'" instead of "e" isn't it.

YOU FAIL AT GRAMMAR ADMIT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# And that is all there is to life.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# absolutely nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# What belongs to the fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# By with or from the fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'll have three please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# govial?
jovial
and arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i would click.
but ur grammer apauls me.

oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)