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# have you been getting high every evening before/during getting on b3ta?
just wondering.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# no.
i don't get high. ever.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# maybe just drinking lots of coffee?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# nope, no coffee.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i've just had a four-way conversation with myself..docta..oh DOCTA!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha
you nut.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# You called?
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Yes, I think I maaay have brie-addiction.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Try this edam.
You'll be much better.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *stuffs up arse*
Ahhh, I feel better already.
How can I ever repay you...ermm, look, I don't know what you're doing tonight..but...ahh..I know of an alleyway...IT'S DARK
*wink, wink*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I'd love to, but I'dl like my edam back first.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ah...well, here's the thing Docta..it's ermm,..lodged in me guts.
I'm err AFRAID...you're gonna have to go in there.
Don't be afraid of that lube now.
*wink, nudge-nudge*
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# No need for lube.
*shoves*
*grabs*
*pulls*

Ah! Lovely!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You've taught me so much..ahhh..I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
..ahh..no, it's just the cancer eating me kidneys.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Ah, well that can be cured with this oversized butt plug.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)