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# actually it's making me feel hungry
I guess there's no hope for my digestive future :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# i've eaten kebabs, sober, 3 days running
due to these feckin' essays. now i'm craving awful lmab meat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# fucking hell, your poor tract
you'll shit yourself inside out after 3 days of that crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Why does meat fuck you intenstines now suddenly?
I recommend an enema, in fact electroshock and then an enema.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# kebab roulette at 45rpm
the chances ya takes, them's tha breaks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# four shits today and i can feel another one brewing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# That's just like me, except the opposite.
First time in about three weeks today, and I had to take fairly drastic measures to insure that one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The kebab shop near me does something called a "snack box".
It's just a tray full of kebab meat with a squirt of sauce.

I tried eating it once and got the sweats after the first mouthful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I can't even take the piss
hahahahaha

sorry

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# god that sounds good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# feckin' broomhill friary has poisoned me so it has
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# wasnt the friery the only one that passed the safety tests
Its gone downhill since my first year :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# northern sole was the good one last year.
friery got 2 stars.
i usually go to kebab world but thats a bit pricey and shuts earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)
# go to merdocs on division st
best babs in town by a mile!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# mission...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# its well worth it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# really?
sounds like my idea of 3 days in agony on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Meat - good!
Sauce - good!
Box - Good!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I always presumed the hot anus curry thing was an amusing myth.
I've never experienced such a thing from chilis or even my semi nuclear Korean noodles I was sent some years hence.

Although I have managaed to rub chili residule both in my eyes, nose and urethra - which is particularly unpleasant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I got fresh chilli in my eye
the other day - I agree it hurts like a mother fuka!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I refer of course, to the quality of the food, premises and storage of perishables
like meat, on a radiator, in direct sunlight, for the previous week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)