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Here's Johnny!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)

Hello Johnny.

YOU ARE AN ABUSIVE PERSON, JOHNNY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hello Gronkpan.

ARE YOU AN ABUSIVE PERSON? AN ABUSIVE PERSON WHO PINS THEIR ABUSIVE WAYS ON OTHERS!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

I'm going to have a barbecue.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

*makes fun of australians via 'barbie' joke and bad accent*

Sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

THAT'S ABUSIVE RIGHT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

A successful movie that required no advertising to reach said success!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

was that an /ac?

/not ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

I DO NOT USE AUTOCOMPLETE OH FUCKING GOD HOW COULD YOU THINK I DID.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

I AM MAKING A MOVIE. DOES HE DO ANAL?

/sometimes uses autocomplete

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

WILD WANGER RAISED IN ANGER BY WOLVES!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

What's wrong with autocomplete?

I've used it a few times. Is it possible that it's harmed me?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

YS A BR! IT SY GRRR! I A BR!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

I HAD CHICKEN FRIED RICE TONIGHT

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

AUTOCOMPLETE IS TO CAPS LOCK AS RAPE IS TO MURDER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

hah! so the joke's on them!

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

THAT'S CLEAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

180 Pounds Of Austrian Chocolate RIGHT HERE ladies

/ac

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

Yes.

Small breaks which spread slowly across the country meant that reputations - and therefore audiences - had time to build by word of mouth.
Now, with huge country-wide multiplex openings and saturation advertizing, the reputation of most movies is made or broken in the first weekend!
!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

ahem sir

I know that you are in the land of the free now, but, well zs.

Ah, now that's better, eh what!?

/stiff upper lip blog

hehe :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

In all seriousness

I get totally confused about spellings now. I've resisted US spellings as much as I could but I have to use them when I write to clients and I've noticed that I'm using them more now without thinking when I type.
Plus I've been here long enough that I'm at the stage where I sometimes get confused about which is the US and which is the UK spelling of a word. Although I don't think I'll ever get used to the single L thing. Words like traveller need to Ls to look right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

just use the us spelling innit, or you'll just confuse the shit out of everyone

or are you accepted as "strange englandland guy" ?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

tender strips of DEAD ANIMAL ripped apart and SEARED with RED HOT heat and SMEARED in barbeque "SAUCE"

oh yeah, that's it there, oh yeah baby, oh yeah.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

*sicks a bit*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

"Garnished with lark's vomit?!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

for that ol' country taste!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

actually it's making me feel hungry

I guess there's no hope for my digestive future :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

i've eaten kebabs, sober, 3 days running

due to these feckin' essays. now i'm craving awful lmab meat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

fucking hell, your poor tract

you'll shit yourself inside out after 3 days of that crap

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Why does meat fuck you intenstines now suddenly?

I recommend an enema, in fact electroshock and then an enema.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

kebab roulette at 45rpm

the chances ya takes, them's tha breaks

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

four shits today and i can feel another one brewing

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

That's just like me, except the opposite.

First time in about three weeks today, and I had to take fairly drastic measures to insure that one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

The kebab shop near me does something called a "snack box".

It's just a tray full of kebab meat with a squirt of sauce.

I tried eating it once and got the sweats after the first mouthful.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

I can't even take the piss

hahahahaha

sorry

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

god that sounds good!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

feckin' broomhill friary has poisoned me so it has

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

wasnt the friery the only one that passed the safety tests

Its gone downhill since my first year :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)

northern sole was the good one last year.

friery got 2 stars.
i usually go to kebab world but thats a bit pricey and shuts earlier

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

go to merdocs on division st

best babs in town by a mile!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

mission...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

its well worth it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

really?

sounds like my idea of 3 days in agony on the toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

Meat - good!

Sauce - good!
Box - Good!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

I always presumed the hot anus curry thing was an amusing myth.

I've never experienced such a thing from chilis or even my semi nuclear Korean noodles I was sent some years hence.

Although I have managaed to rub chili residule both in my eyes, nose and urethra - which is particularly unpleasant.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

I got fresh chilli in my eye

the other day - I agree it hurts like a mother fuka!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

I refer of course, to the quality of the food, premises and storage of perishables

like meat, on a radiator, in direct sunlight, for the previous week

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

BURN THE MOTHER DOWN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

johnny who

tis good tho
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

Johnny rotten.

You don't know the Sex Pistols!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

OH HIM

!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

YEA HIM

!!!!

:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

bad sellout bad

_{his eyes are eating my soul}

much like this chaps

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

This is great.

Good night b3ta!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Thank you.

Good night.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)

I hurt myself. today. to see if i still feel.

sorry, wrong johnny.

IHUUURTMYSELFTODAAAAAAYTOSEEIFISTILLFEEEEEEEEEL

that's better.

well done, you have captured his bizarre ugliness well, but you have given him eyes capable of convergence.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

capable of

but not quite demonstrating

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

oooo got one of them lying about

/will forever regret not seeing him live

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

i like this most from your what would somebody coller than you do? series

is it a vector? if not, make it so and make it t-shirt size so i can have a new t-shirt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

its not a vector sadly as i can't make them :(

it is a available in t-shirts though :)

if i put this into illustrator then livetraced it would it be a vector?
(sorry i'm really thick at this)
mind if i steal that subject line to call them?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

go for it

but only if you change it to "cooler" because "coller" isn't a word

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

haha

any ideas if the live tracing would work?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)

Calm down Gordon

it's only the economy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

oh god... now thats all i can see

you've killed johnny cash for me you expatriate fuck

*crys*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

O_o

"you've killed johnny cash for me you expatriate fuck"

is one of the more unusual statements I've seen made on b3ta

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

wow....

just... wow...
this means so much to me *flutters hands* mustn't cry, mustn't cry. okay... and breathe... when i joined b3ta these mere months ago, i knew the calibre of unusal i was facing, The neville, We are the Lemon, squirrels with tits and endless rehashings of goatse. I dreamed, of course, of being as unusal as them, but never did i think I, tom o'bedlam, would ever truly rank amongst the great unusuals of our time. thank you *blows kisses"

_{thats more than i've written for my essay in the last 24 hours}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)

you clearly haven't realised (or are too polite to say) that I am full of crap

I just can't help it

I see amusement in the strangest places.

Also, because of b3ta I now find things innapropriately funny.

which is not good, but heh :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

=D i take compliments in the strangest of places

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

that'll be £10

I accept all major credit cards

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)

Hahahahah

I read that as 'too see if I still feel ill'.

And thank you. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

I fixed his eyes

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

he looks angry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)

Johnny is usually angry. Why, Johnny? Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

maybe he stubbed his toe on a tac!

silly johnny! keep it together, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

Keep it together!

You can pull through, Johnny!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

now I imagined that been said in some dodgy vietnamese accent

in some offensively patriotic war movie

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

Hahahahahah

yepp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)

I wish I had the means to make movies

I'd make a patriotic zombie horror comedy

it'd be great!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

i might be in a zombie movie soon

only as an extra mind but i get to be zombied with out the hell of Rev. Jesse

edit: that may be my favourite typo ever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

cool

when you become a famous actor

remember us

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)

He looks like Mark Speight :(

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

you aren't seeing mark speight everywhere are you?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

I don't know who that is

but I image searched him, and he's quite the scary.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

well, he fed his gf coke

and she died in the bath

and then he went nuts

and went to a railway station and hung himself

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:29, archived)

...the fuck?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

Children's TV is much better over here.

Fuck, the magic roundabout was one continuous advertising campaign for LSD.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

there wasn't much else to do in the seventies, man

3 tv stations and radio 1

a chap could go quite mad

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)

I can't really remember.

Mainly because I've been engaged in various timeperiods this week, first it was pre-war Jeeves and Wooster land, then post Bonapart France.

I keep expecting someone to challenge me to a duel any moment, yet unfortunately no-one does.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)

don't expect me to challenge you to a duel! you cad!

*runs away like a wicked rake*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

quite

sad tale of a children's tv presenter going over the edge

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

Woopwoop!

Ahhh Goodnight.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Night night.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)

nite ntie

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

Yay!

The eyes came out well in the end.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:25, archived)

O.O

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)

Heya KK, this looks a bit like

that Mark Speight (Brit ex-telly kiddies progs presenter)who was just found hanged coz he couldn't live on after his fiance OD'ed. V.sad tale really. But! Nice pic!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

Oops! Sorry, have just seen an earlier reply post that

already says all that I just said! Oh well. Still a nice pic tho.

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Woo!

I like :]

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)