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# i'm going to send a resume full of screaming and ridiculous claims.
HI GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB, I BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER AND SHIT OUT OF CSS AND ONE TIME I KICKED A GUY WHO DIDN'T HIRE ME TO DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I DID A TRIPLE BYPASS WITH JAVASCRIPT
IT WAS TOO EASY SO I RESTRICTED MYSELF TO VOWELS ONLY TO MAKE IT HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I HAVE TEN CASTLES AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# OH NO THEY BE TRYIN' STEAL MAH GUN COLLECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# I STOLE THE MOAT LAST NIGHT, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# DID YOU TAKE THE FEESH TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)