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# When you're coming home postbear I don't know when
we'll be together then.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# You've got the lyrics wrong there bear. Here they are in full:
 
A child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# No I'm pretty sure the third verse is RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# WATE I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND AN MP3 VERSION TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I HOPE IT IS THE UGLY KID JOE VERSION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Oh god, I'd almost forgotten about those cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i see their cds all the time in junk shops.
some big green cartoon guy and drippy letters, if memory serves.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# you cunt.
illustrating that crap song ought to be the next challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahahaha fuck I nearly woke evil_twin up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# quit stealing her meds, you stealer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# That was yesterday.
I was slightly tempted tonight, but I'm going to give it a rest. I REALLY don't need an oxycontin habit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# addiction is an imaginary scare tactic dreamed up by anti-drug crusaders and people who like reality too much.
go ahead, it's just a little white pill. you aren't afraid of a pill, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# this is science i'm afraid
reality is for people who can't handle their drugs, man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# number one in the Billboard charts 21 December 1974.
 
preceded by "Kung Fu Fighting".. followed by "Angie Baby", which is actually a pretty good song
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# i like kung fu fighting.
i have the 45.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I remember Angie Baby I think
god help me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# A-A-ANNGIE BAY-BEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# well, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)