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# Totally would.
I would hit it in a tree
I would hit it on the knee
I would hit it with a boat
I would hit it with a stoat
I would hit it upside down
I would hit it with a clown
I would like to hit that leggy whore
I'd like to hit it more and more!

- William Shakespeare, 'Green Eggth and Hemmes', 1597 -
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# BLWAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he could write a tune couldn't he!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Macca was asked
If he'd ever go down on one knee again.

he said she prefers it if you call her Heather
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# She got a plane in the divorce settlement though
/she was also holding out for a ladyshave for the other leg...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# she's only going to spend all the money on shoe
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm sure there is a guy at nokia who writes these just so they can make cash
sending them about
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# still, he's a nice guy, he's still getting her a christmas present
another leg, it's nothin big, just a stocking filler
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
/autocomplete
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# An autocomplete does not live on a farm?

* It lives in ivesb's reply box.

FACT
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)