
I would hit it in a tree
I would hit it on the knee
I would hit it with a boat
I would hit it with a stoat
I would hit it upside down
I would hit it with a clown
I would like to hit that leggy whore
I'd like to hit it more and more!
- William Shakespeare, 'Green Eggth and Hemmes', 1597 -
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I would hit it on the knee
I would hit it with a boat
I would hit it with a stoat
I would hit it upside down
I would hit it with a clown
I would like to hit that leggy whore
I'd like to hit it more and more!
- William Shakespeare, 'Green Eggth and Hemmes', 1597 -

If he'd ever go down on one knee again.
he said she prefers it if you call her Heather
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Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15,
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he said she prefers it if you call her Heather

/she was also holding out for a ladyshave for the other leg...
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sending them about
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