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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# quick, dirty................................
..........and only has one leg
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Just the way I like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I was going to do her
as Cheery form planet Terror but couldn't be arsed.

You could argue the same of this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Totally would.
I would hit it in a tree
I would hit it on the knee
I would hit it with a boat
I would hit it with a stoat
I would hit it upside down
I would hit it with a clown
I would like to hit that leggy whore
I'd like to hit it more and more!

- William Shakespeare, "Green Eggth and Hemmes", 1597 -
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# BLWAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he could write a tune couldn't he!
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Macca was asked
If he'd ever go down on one knee again.

he said she prefers it if you call her Heather
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# She got a plane in the divorce settlement though
/she was also holding out for a ladyshave for the other leg...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# she's only going to spend all the money on shoe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm sure there is a guy at nokia who writes these just so they can make cash
sending them about
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# still, he's a nice guy, he's still getting her a christmas present
another leg, it's nothin big, just a stocking filler
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# An autocomplete does not live on a farm?

* It lives in ivesb's reply box.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
in other words, how about a nice t-shirt?

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559844&in_page_id=1770

Suprisingly, no comments on the article yet


anyone fancy chipping in a quid or two, and we'll send a load of these to the Daily express offices?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh. My. God.
That's so disrespectful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I know
why didn't someone here do it?


COME ON B3TA - more pull your sock up for her.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Hummus - check
Username - check

why is this man not a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Just about to order mine
Now then, how do I go about claiming back all my tax money that went on the inquest?!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# YES!
And cheers for distracting the board from my shite.

Having a 'bleaugh' day today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# join the club...
only I'm having a 'bleurgh' uninspired 2 weeks, not just a day :( bah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# pics prolly nicked off the interweb
as the Daily Mail has done before..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
I probably have seen this before, but it has made me laugh again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Noon sir and how the devil are you
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# not too bad thanks at present.
currently getting over a bit of a hellish time with health and suchlike, but aye, not too bad at all :)

Hope the saem can be said for you, and all is well?

/Hope your 'year' is going well as well. Hope you've enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# "It's vulgar and nasty and encourages people to be rude and revolting. Who the hell wants to wear T-shirts like that?"
*raises hand*
but hey, I'm all of the above and even more.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# and from the same page
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=559813&in_page_id=1773

Jodie Marsh with no make up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# even though she still has a nose like a Builder's elbow
she's a lot prettier on the left being 'natural', and looks much better for it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# builder's elbow
lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# far prettier on the left
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# wouldn't
either way
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# did you read the comment from Jade Goody?
'My face is my advertising'

so why am I thinking 'Anusol'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# she doesn't look better either way
i did a run away scared
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Huh?
She's still got make up on? Just 'cos she applies it with a scabies covered trowel in the first instance doesn't mean she's got no make-up on at all. It just means she looks less like Pennywise the Clown's mum on crack and gin.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Answer your email
cock
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# To advertise a campaign for victims of domestic violence?
I assumed women like that wore loads of slap to absorb some of the blows from their scum boyfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# twooo wweeekksss.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Pfft!
Now get your ass to Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)