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# heres me in all my overweight glory....
this is from the latest issue of auto express where they have reccomended me a used car...please feel free to potatoshop to your hearts content....for those that will be at the unoffical London shindig on June 1st - I will by a beer for the best one

speaking of magazines does nayone here work for loaded....they have a selection of animals in film posters type thing and one is a furtive bear...thought it might have been a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:16, archived)
# Baaaa
this is me
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:19, archived)
# is that work safe before i click it?
just wondered why you put it as a link
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)
# work safe..
Just a big pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)
# ah
thats ok then
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:25, archived)
# you look
Scottish. You have that Scottish look to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)
# ?
How can that be... I'm not ginger and my kilt was being cleaned...

How can you tell ??? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:23, archived)
# but you do.
something about the spiky hair and the cheeky look... i don't know. but you do look scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Since we're Posting Photo's of ourselves
here's me.


Christ, I'm a right Minger, although I look huge because I have about eighteen layers of clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)
# is that seriously you?
or is it just an advert for spam?
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Nope
its me. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:30, archived)
# yea...
now you mention it, you do kinda look a little scottish
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Is that...
.. a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:29, archived)
# not at all
im just sayin, you look a little bit like a scotsman
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:31, archived)
# when you say scottish,
do you not mean camp?

I think it's the coquettish way he's posing for the pic.
(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)
# err.. no i meant scotish
as in it looks like hes from scots land.
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)
# me too.
I think he looks rampantly heterosexual and Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:41, archived)
# What, as in
'Och Aye the Whoops! Ooh, hark at 'im the big queen, the noo.'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:44, archived)
# :(
sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)
# why the sad face
she said you look hetrosexual not homosexual...

not that theres anything wrong with being gay. if thats the lifestyle choice you wish to make - good on yer
/digs self a hole to lie in
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Ah
yes, now I've read it properly.
Whoops.

/shuffles off and hides.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Woo Hoo
I really should learn to read....

Or get my eyes re aligned or something...

me = hetrosexual retard....

Yayyy
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:09, archived)
# sigh.
glad that's sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Pah..
whadda they know, being a true scot is great, the ladies ESPECIALLY love it, if yer a TRUE scotsman!!
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)
# what?
what are you objecting to, fer chrissakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I dont know...
(hangs head in shame) i came over all patriotic.. (sniff)
(Jamsie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)
# im not overwight
im just festively plump
/cartman voice

heh sorry man, youre not fat really i just wanted to use the south park quote
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:20, archived)
# as long
as you don't have a fat chin i don't think it really matters how overweight you are
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:23, archived)
# ENOUGH.
/glares.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:24, archived)
# tou-chy!
nobody even mentioned your name dr phil...

Anyone would think you had a...
ok stop glaring at me, i'll stop.. I'LL STOP I SWEAR! please dont hurt me! Ow ow! alright im sorry, what more do you want!?
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:26, archived)
# sorry
I just can't help myself

love ya really *kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:27, archived)
# ooo
I don't want to reply to these two 'cos I like the idea of leaving the above statement just... hanging...
but I'm too amoosed.
*chortles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:43, archived)
# well
as long as you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:57, archived)
# my boss is away,
and I'm gonna spend the wooooooooooooooooooooooole day on b3ta. Yay!
And at lunchtime my boyfriend is going to buy me jewellery. Woo!
And the only work I need to do by tomorrow is read two children's books. Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:59, archived)
# but i do have an extra chin
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:32, archived)
# That just forward planning
Its a good idea to have a spare, in case the main one falls off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:41, archived)
# well
yours is handily attached with all those bristles. Which is an alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Yes
And it also acts as a food and beer storage system.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)
# eww...
btw my dad used to say that - he was beardy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Thats what
they're for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:59, archived)