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# Is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# oh very very bad
160psi is the same pressure as is used in pressure washing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Fuuuuucking hell.
So basically, don't pierce you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# not ever again...
/got a nipple piercing torn throughby a psychotic rugby player
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaahahahahahaha. Ahhhh.
I used to have both pierced, long ago. I got one caught on...well, that's not important, but I almost lost one. BASTARD FUCKING HELL that hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yup... the hurt a lot
the next most painful experience in my life was getting it pierced
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Also, yes.
There are worse ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# worst was?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Not one you could ever have.
That's all you need to know. And my bloody word, I'm very glad I was stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I had possibly one of the worser ones yesterday.
The part where the alien bursts through the rib cage in Alien, like that but with your anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Not technically a piercing.
Unless you were lacking in an anus before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I thought we were just talking about painful experiences in general.
Hadn't had a shit for three weeks, had to take fairly drastic measures. One step away from drinking mercury and trying to force it out under sheer weight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Right, time for a lesson in futility, assembled congregation.


Jeru, go to the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NEVER!
Also I don't think it was anything dietary, I believe it may have been some form of anal fissure or tear which was stopping dilation.

A doctor no doubt would have just prescribed a laxative which would have then made me prolapse my entire large intestine out of my arsehole.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Noo they do an endoscopy
and then I can't remember. My mum had some kind of intestinal tear thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Well if you go up to them and say you've ripped your anus then they probably would.
But I'm fairly sure I had an almost identical thing about 4 years ago, I think it comes from trying to release about a weeks worth of food in one go, and I just got prescribed a fibre drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm worried.
Not that you give a shit, but I am.



Whoops, pun totally not intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I should be alright now, I think, at least for the time being if not.
There was literally a Hidenburg sized occurance, and that's saying alot seeing as my stools are always fairly large, but it was using a process I don't like using for various various reasons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Unless you really need to get some grime off something
and don't mind the bloodstains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# As long as it was a grimy red something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# If only I could say what I was going to say.
But I think it's a bit too far.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)