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# Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# "riding the streets"????
did you go to a girls-school?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's one hell of a mental image right there.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# HOW northeast exactly? O_o
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Wear Dale
'appen
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh
up there
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yup
/is rural . com
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)