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# Jeff Goldblum walks into a bar ..
.
(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:43, archived)
# ..my tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)
# .. oline
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Whilst eating some french cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:50, archived)
# attached to a milking machine
.
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Which was set up to milk Martin Sheen's Spleen
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:53, archived)
# which was rotten and green
.
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)
# But all that came out
was gasoline

/otakuno :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)
# asking himself
what does it all mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Is it all just a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)
# doing sit ups in bed
just to look lean

/edit from before :)
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Looks at the scene
And see's martin sheen's spleen milked by a machine...

No! Its not a dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)
# and a penguin
not looking overly keen
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:16, archived)
# served with head lice
/shuts up
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:20, archived)
# he buys a drink
drinks it.
then leaves.

the moral of the story?
Jeff Goldblum is a twat.
(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)
# He's very odd
is Mr. Goldblum. I think he collects mustard pots.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)
# is it just me?
or does he play essentially the same character in all his movies? having said that so do a lot of other hollywood stars to be fair...
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Yes.
He plays an odd, boring, mumbly person. But then a lot of actors don't act. Look at Michael Caine, but not for too long because he'll probably tell you to "stop bloody staring", and "clear off".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)
# I like
the way he plays on those Whacky Crazy characters
that have the same facial ticks and twitches and
leave tremendous pauses interspersed with um and ahs when they speak.

It took me so long to write all that, two people got in before me. Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:50, archived)
# barman sez
*in hip voice* looking kinda fly today Jeff

/coat
(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)