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# Hello gorgeous!
How's the beautiful Dr KittyVomit on this fine night?
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# good
and you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I am groovy
and I now have a cat.

(she's nuts)
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# AWWWWWW
what kind of cat?
photo?

also

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1713703285348568178
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# WTF?
Knitting needles and Lurpak, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)
# hahahahahah
youtube.com/watch?v=ik7bDGQ4uO8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Aaaaacccce!
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# i love charlie brooker
youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o

and he slags off comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bobby Sands?
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# Dulcoease - the laxative of the stars!
You can't go wrong with Dulcoease - although I've been using Norovirus to get my bowels moving recently.

She is a very talkative neurotic ragbag with massive whiskers and bald patches who cannot sleep unless she is hugging Zippy. And she loves to be tickled under the chin.

www.hairyaerosol.com/pics/cat6.jpg
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# oh she is gorgeous!
she looks a bit like my cat dudley..i love tabby cats..he's a talkative little bugger.


img413.imageshack.us/img413/5498/duckiesz0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Dudley is fab!
He has the look of a cat who knows what's what.
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# he's hillarious
he makes lots of pirruping sounds and if you get the milk out he'll come running and make a sound going "meeellkk mellllk".

and he chases the other stupid cats. he's the best.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Does he shove his bum in your face just when you're dropping off to sleep?
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# hahaha no
he sometimes sleeps on the pillow next to me.

that didn;t work so well when the ex would stay over as he'd try and sleep on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hehehe
Never let heads get between cats and their pillows.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Like that annoying Cravendale advert?
MEEEEELK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Cravendale advert is not annoying!
Milk! Meeeeeeelk!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)
# more meowy.
but quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# My cat walks around the house in the middle of the night, going into rooms and going:
"Eeeeeeellllllooooooo"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:22, archived)
# My cat just sits on my head.
Sometimes with her front paws in both my eyes. What a fucking great purrrchase my cat was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# THAT CAT IS BEAUTIFUL
*jealous glare*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:18, archived)
# She smells of coconuts this evening.
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