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# the hanging bollocks of babylon....
my new favourite term.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)
# thanks for that
I dont have a favourite term:
But I do like the phrase "Wild Hens"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# "WHAT THE RANCID CUSTARD FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# YEAH I KNOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewYiOYxDAQA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Keep sending me comedy links eyy.....
Are you trying to seduce me?

Also: did you ever listen to those Kevin Eldon podcasts?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# yes and not yet.
i love the club.

simply the breast - a lovely blend of vodka with a chicken breast on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Well to be honest I have quite high standards. In fact you basically either have to defy the laws of physics or not exist to interest me.
Although if I was ever going to abandon all hopes or ambitions of the future, then I'd definitely choose your corporeal sack to cough my seed into.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I really want to try this as a chatup line
next pub visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)
# well i don't blame you.
i'm fucking sexy.


and a tad big headed at the moment. i'm pleased with myself, lost a stone over the last few weeks, i'm down 4 1/2 now since january. :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Well done,
I have just started getting fit. My beer gut is looking a bit big.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:21, archived)
# A bit?!
I like how you went from going mental at other people for constantly talking about how much fun they are having and generally being egoists, to talking about how much fun you were having and....*trails off*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# oh well, i'm a hypocrital cunt.
but you know after spending 20 odd years thinking i'm an utter piece of shite, i'm enittled to be an arrogant twat who vaguely likes themself for a while.

and stop havign a fucking go at me about it, i'm still me, i still like and dislike the same things as before, ok so now i'm less likely to attempt to smash my own wrist or something, whoopi, i doubt i was all that interesting being a depressed and very depressing pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Being depressing what your only redeeming characteristic!
After seeing many friends being the one really hating all the narcissistic and popular partying types who downtrod of the insular types, and then them becoming what they hated. Or the friend who was the victim of a uncaring self-indulgent boyfriend who didn't really care that he had hurt her, and then eventually becoming the uncaring one and using other people to make her feel happy. I just decided I wasn't going to play the game, no matter how wearily awful the alternative, I can't be passing down my pain in this dog eat dog dominant-submissive bollocks just so I can get some shimmering ray of indulgence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# "Being depressing what your only redeeming characteristic"
well you know what, fuck you then.

maybe i was better when i was more depressed for you maybe. but not for my own health or the people i love.
not all of us have the fucking luxury of deciding to fuck everyone else and just do your own little thing..it's fucking cuntish and a vile trait in someone, mostly favoured by junkies who at least have the excuse of addiction.

and things get to a point of either get sorted or die, so i'm very sorry for not going with the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Well that was a joke.
I'm not sure I see the fuck everyone else and do your own little thing point, that's what everyone does to some extent, in varying degrees. Equality and fairness are hard things to maintain even if you want to, especially given that most the behaviour in relationship and friendships is subconscious.

Maybe I somehow found a less difficult to engage with you when you were depressed, maybe not, I certainly didn't actively goad your depression when I spoke to you. But after being personally affected by the kind of change of minds before, then I'm inevitably going to point out what I feel is hypocritical or whatever, and I don't make any excuses for that fact - i'm still a person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# My, you have some lovely links.
I need to buy some more Vic & Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:09, archived)
# they did a couple of sketches
in my village - was funny to see them do it live(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ooh why thank you! *blushes*
i need to buy the bang bang dvd..got the smell of all on video.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I found my old Eddie Izzard tapes the other day.
They are still bloody funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)