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# why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:20, archived)
# As far as I can tell, a lot of wine explodes and some of it can talk.
Is that the story?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:22, archived)
# there was shovelling
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:25, archived)
# oh ok now I get it.
also, I am going to keep talking about brazilian fart porn until it gets boring.

BRAZILIAN FART PORN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)
# that'll never get boring
it just gets sexier every time you say it

say it some more
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# WATCH THE VIDEO
www.b3ta.com/board/8307837
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# THEY LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)
# LOUD AND STINKY FARTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:36, archived)
# that kind of porn disturbs me greatly
the parents of those girls probably had hopes of their daughters becoming brain surgeons or scientists or web developers, something really worthwhile

instead they're on the internet sniffing each other's trouser coughs to earn enough money to keep them in crystal meth

it preys on my mind, I won't sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
# I'm trying to decide if I'd be more upset with a daughter sniffing farts or starring in more traditional pornography.
I guess I should just turn up for those piano recitals and not worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:41, archived)
# You might not be as welcome as you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Jayzus
what was the original caption?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Not from a comic in this case.
Was a fashion-plate from mid 1800's.

edit: Exactly 1850 in fact, French.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:03, archived)
# "piano" "recitals"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:45, archived)
# rofl web developers
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# it's autumn in this hemisphere, we're getting cold and bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I like the cold.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:56, archived)
# autumn is my favourite season.
 
harvest season.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Then he said piss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)
# The bottles talk.
I didn't get that part, I thought there were people outside the frames talking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I thought you understood wine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# My wine understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That's why I get surprised when wine talks.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I like this wine... very fresh on the palate
and it understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Firm, fine tannins fall away to the stark realisation that this wine is the only thing in your life that hasn't tried to hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Not quite as harsh as other reds, merlot has less tannin than a Cabernet
and can therefore be drunk earlier. Say, 6:00am.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# This is a perfect wine to drink in the shower while your son or daughter bangs on the bathroom door, crying, saything that they're not allowed to be late for school again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# AHHAHHHAHHAHHAH
 
OH, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)
# "This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)
# No, but I thought part of the fun was desiphering the story out of the negligant mess I made this comic out of
and thus am disinclined to make it any clearer.

But part of it is a technical issue. Lt. Merlot is facing a hoard of "Piss You Drink Lager" bottles. There is a show down at the end between him and the last lager bottle left standing.

Then the medics come and shovel the piles of evil glass back into the cases from which they emerged.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:31, archived)
# why is there a nuclear bomb exploding in the first frame?
is that relevant to the plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:33, archived)
# That is merely the title...thingy
This may all need to be redone, but it's the gay shift, and you're bored, and therefor you're going to put up with this.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:35, archived)