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# Mules lip
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# VAGINA!


um, I ruined it again, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this is not a sexy word
I never know what to call a mimsy to a ladies face. I guess it depends on the lady.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Pffft
I am a lady and don't really have an answer to that.

I was only discussing last night how utterly unsexy that word is, but then I quite dislike most words for it. I think 'pussy' is probably the nicest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I agree
my american lady friend says pussy a lot so I figure its ok

*daydreams about said lady*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# don't sit there dreaming man
run to her - tell her how you feel - hold her like you never want to let her go and then move on to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Not possible old fruit
Her husband might object
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# kill him an... *Prof UC checks that a) he isn't married and b) he isn't not married to an American*
kill him and take everything he owns. To the victor the spoils!

edit - just in case you do end up killing him and my suggesting that you should in some way implicates me in his murder - I'd like to retract this statement and suggest that you, in actuallity, don't ever commit any crime whatsoever.

Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# meh
she's good but not worth picking up the soap in prison for 20 years for. And I'd be made to pick up the soap a lot, I have universal appeal.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ...and put your gaping anus away
that sort of hijinks is best saved for at least the thrid date
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I might change my name back to what it was originally
I just wanted to be Goatse for 5 minutes
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# we've all been there
... attracted by the glamour and the fame, the sponsorship...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# the jewelry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is she referring to you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# fortunately not
although I'm usually involved in some way within the sentence
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :o
Mes do think perhap you are being taken for a ride?

...and not in the good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# A what?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# she means the secret garden of earthly delights
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The hidden forest of wonders, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# the partially obscured thatchet of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)