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# I'm doing this for my sister, but I can't tell if it's really nice or cheesier than my ol' fellah.
What do you think?



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'd go with nice.
though either straighten them out or exaggerate the curve a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# welly tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# on a more serious note
I think it looks good ... I'd agree with the vignette comment, try something lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# wizards sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Clowns pocket
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Mules lip
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# VAGINA!


um, I ruined it again, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this is not a sexy word
I never know what to call a mimsy to a ladies face. I guess it depends on the lady.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Pffft
I am a lady and don't really have an answer to that.

I was only discussing last night how utterly unsexy that word is, but then I quite dislike most words for it. I think 'pussy' is probably the nicest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I agree
my american lady friend says pussy a lot so I figure its ok

*daydreams about said lady*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# don't sit there dreaming man
run to her - tell her how you feel - hold her like you never want to let her go and then move on to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Not possible old fruit
Her husband might object
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# kill him an... *Prof UC checks that a) he isn't married and b) he isn't not married to an American*
kill him and take everything he owns. To the victor the spoils!

edit - just in case you do end up killing him and my suggesting that you should in some way implicates me in his murder - I'd like to retract this statement and suggest that you, in actuallity, don't ever commit any crime whatsoever.

Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# meh
she's good but not worth picking up the soap in prison for 20 years for. And I'd be made to pick up the soap a lot, I have universal appeal.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ...and put your gaping anus away
that sort of hijinks is best saved for at least the thrid date
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I might change my name back to what it was originally
I just wanted to be Goatse for 5 minutes
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# we've all been there
... attracted by the glamour and the fame, the sponsorship...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# the jewelry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is she referring to you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# fortunately not
although I'm usually involved in some way within the sentence
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :o
Mes do think perhap you are being taken for a ride?

...and not in the good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# A what?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# she means the secret garden of earthly delights
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The hidden forest of wonders, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# the partially obscured thatchet of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Does your sister have 20 feet?
I like it if it's one of those cute photos you see on people's walls with gnomes and watering cans type things.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Perhaps she's a human/centipede hybrid.
Mind you, for my money, I'd prefer a chicken/centipede hybrid. It'd be worth a fortune to the poultry industry. Picnic drumbsticks all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yeah - coz the drumstick's the best part of the chicken
*eats chicken brians on toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Eeeew
The flesh would be all...jelly..ey
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Mmmm
Insectochicken Zinger Tower Burger


*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# with diet pepsi
(I'm watching my weight*)


*go up
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Or $1M from P.E.T.A.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's what I'm worried about.
Mind, my sister still owns a copy of "Soft Metal - it ain't heavy!", so maybe it'll hit the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Val Doonican rocks...
but gently
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's much better than the watering can bollocks
I'd have it on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Are the recent 'shops of this yours
or is it just a photo you found and put a black border on?

Edit: that sounded harsher than intended. Just curious!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# my lady
*genuflects*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *wafts fan*
Oh, I say!...

Good morn sir, be you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# aye fair Jessie of Southland
I'm right good.

and yourself?

*strugles to get up* Christ I'm getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *offers a gentlemanly hand*
Aye, I'm pretty fine and dandy, life is very good on the averaging out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ooof - cheers
nice one - glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Mine. All mine.
My Flickr a/c is in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Aye, looking at some of the ones in your profile made me think it was your photo
but was it you that 'shopped and posted them recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, it is my photo. All the photos I use for sensible stuff are my photos
The only time I use other people's pics are when I'm twatting about doing silly stuff for B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I like it
Is it an abstract comment on the decline of the British farming industry? Or a poignant description of how we may age but never truly grow up? Or is it just a line of wellies?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Haven't you posted this before?
or is this an update of a work in progress?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's definitely been posted a couple of times before
Though maybe it's someone else 'shopping his photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# possibly
i do remember one being multicoloured...like someone had gone to town with the hue brush

EDIT: - cheeky hue pea
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# He's a handsome looking chap
but he's not quite got the hang of this camouflage business
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Haha
My pet chameleon Pugsley went a funny colour...

...after sitting on a photo of Barbara Cartland all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# aye
i noticed it too
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# does a repost by any other name...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# No.
Yes.

No.

Yes!

Oh I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ooh
all booty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *running glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# arrgh
*crashes backwards over sofa, legs akimbo*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Heh
Sorry about that. I always forget I'm not the petite (yet still curvy and voluptuous) figure I see in my deluded mind's eye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Depends what it's for...
... but, for what it's worth, I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Your vinaigrette needs
more olive oil

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)