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# I may just accept this offer
dependant on the flavour and brand of crisps.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Well, I'm currently eating Walkers Prawn Cocktail
I have another packet of the same flavour.

I could get you another flavour if you like.

If you make me two, I'll get you a packet of chipsticks and some frazzles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Shotgun the prawn ones
They are the best
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# chipsticks are always good
Never encountered frazzles.

For two, I would be forced to charge at least a packet of Salt and Vinegar Walkers Max, though if you haggle, you may get me down to a mere can of Hot 'n Spicy pringles.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)
# They're like bacon....
IN CRISP FORM!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# *breaks radio silence*
WHAT? YOU KNOW NOT OF FWAZZLES! THE FINEST NOT-A-BIT-LIKE-BACON BACON SNACKS!

*goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
# looking but not touching b3ta
does not count as work!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I wish I could buy everything in crisps.
I think money should only be allowed to buy various potato snacks, and then all other items, commodities and properties should be bought with this crispy currency.

YOU MUST DISCOVER FRAZZLES THOUGH. They're fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That sounds a bit like the food cubes that they used in Farscape.
Except they'd be crisps instead of jelly.

Also I'm not sure which would win in a taste fight, Frazzles or Wheat Crunchies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Probably Frazzles
But a crisp texture fight, it would be Wheat Crunchies.

That crunch was so wheaty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I've never had Wheat Crunchies
so I looked them up. They look like (on the packet at least) nasty, wet noodles or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:46, archived)
# They are hollow crunchy beauties.
If you can imagine what a fossil would feel and taste like, if it was made out of crisps.

Although they'd be rather rubbish for you, as the best flavour by far was bacon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)
# A fossil?
Why the fuck would I want to eat a fossil? That's nasty. And probably not vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Because they're fucking tasty!
There are many wonders in the world that words themselves can not explain, Wheat Crunchies are one of these things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Alright.
Whatevs, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# That was just a noise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)