Smelly bastards too.
They smell like turps mixed with B.O.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10,
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In which case
I shall have the package delivered to the department so I won't stink up my flat. Then everyone at work can marvel at my spanking new calendar.
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boris the spider,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20,
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