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# Sn't Gn'orges.


This is a happy extract from the calendar that I did, presented here for the very large number of you that failed to buy it to enjoy. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# George was a lying cunt who made up stories about dragons
so he could get his end away

Fact! :)

woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# bloody english
was george english?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# No. The text next to the picture on the calendar reads:
This English national day
celebrates a Turk
who died in 303AD and
whom had never ventured
further west than Rome.
St. George is renowned
for the slaying (in Libya)
of one the few remaining
dragons (now extinct).

Why not celebrate this
most English of days
with tea, scones and ale?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# if I'd bought the calendar I'd have known that
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# much like st. patrick, he was a turk as well IIRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# turks ftw
although i'm concerned that their farming techniques are not up to much at present, i'm missing my fig rolls with my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Rod Stewart sang about Young Turks...and he was Scottish!

/turk facts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# this all sounds perfectly reasonable to me
makes me proud to be an englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# your hat and icon combination
is proudifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# OH BOLLOCKS
I remember back in December swearing I'd put in an order for your calendar and it totally slipped my mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :p
www.b3ta.com/board/8311758
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :)
If you can guarantee non-breakge on shipping to Germany I may consider a mug or two.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'll guarantee anything.


For a price*.




*£15.28
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Expensive mug
How about a calendar, with a discount for the unused days?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Actually the mug's only £9.
www.lulu.com/content/1687057 for the calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I may just put in an order for that calendar when I get to my homeplace
Alas, I doubt Lulu will accept my claim that I deserve 1/3 off for buying it in April. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Smelly bastards too.
They smell like turps mixed with B.O.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# In which case
I shall have the package delivered to the department so I won't stink up my flat. Then everyone at work can marvel at my spanking new calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Turkish
or, more likely, non-existant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *glees*
I didn't know you made a calendar. I blame your faulty advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I pimped it like a good `un!

Why not buy a t-shirt or a mug instead?
www.spice.co.uk/The_Aviary
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# because I'm a cheap bastard.
I may buy one after the 1st as right now I have no money and my expenses claims are being held up by everyone at the head office being a total fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# nice
what's spice like to use and set up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ask the Harkonnen
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Very easy, actually.
Easier than spreadshirt or whatever it's called, where I couldn't for the life of me get a design accepted because there were 'lines too close together' or some bollocks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ace
i really need to finish some vectors of andrew mcdavies, but other work keeps getting in the way and i only have illustrator at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Well they only take bitmaps anyway.

It's a bit confusing working out what DPI etc. they needed.
I'd prefer to submit vectors for that sort of thing, but I don't really want to have to take a degree in how t-shirts are printed so I can use spreadshirt.

This is all moot. It's not like I've sold anything yet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# WOO!
that is splendid.

i didn't realise you'd done a calendar, i probably wouldn't have bought it if i did, but thats no smear on your drawing skillorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)